Dazzler

“Spunder Ven”

Imagine calling someone a whopper on the internet and paying for twitter at the same time

No

He's just a bloke who lives in the middle east from what I know. I am sure he's part of the Wraith social media love in.

Aye she’s pure filth ever since she hit her golden years. Getting her back blown out by numerous younger lads. She needs to just be honest about the surgery though, no one is buying it, she went from flat arsed and chested to Kardashian as soon as she hit her 50s

Fucking hell, is he even 5 foot? I’m short, but feel like I’d tower over him

If the decision goes against the home team the final image is Vorders in the 80s before her tit and arse implants. Got to end on a low point so the decision seems more trivial.

Big frank had a name change?

They look fuck all alike other than the visiting the same Turkish barbers. Anderson has that ratty face all scousers (literally all of them, Gerrard, Barton, McManaman et al) have, he must have scouse relatives, there’s no other explanation.

Must be a canny big seat.

Harvey Barnes isn’t 21 is he? I’m pretty sure they’ve just taken this photo and put the concept strip over it:

Aren’t most United teams a weird case of merging a cricket club with a footy team, so actually we’re the odd one out (despite ours making by far the most sense)

At least you can count on the weather

Mackems have an A in there, which I presume is for Association, but they tell everyone is for Athletic because they are such good marras with Bilbao.

What the fuck has happened to his arms?

In six months:

I guess location is massively important in terms of perception then too, as I can wholeheartedly say I’ve not seen a single Palestinian flag where I live, nor an Israeli one for that matter, and I regularly see ‘visibly Jewish’ people in Tesco doing their shopping with absolutely no issues whatsoever (at least in terms of people harassing them etc, I can’t speak on what it’s been like outside of my own little bubble). The whole thing is fucked, and people should be free to do as they please but since big crowds of people tend to bring the worst out in us so it’s not always possible.

If you look up the word overrated in the dictionary you’ll see a photo of Elon Musk with his cock stuck inside your piggy bank.

I actually think the opposite of the proposed context is true in that video. The bloke turned up and the copper is effectively saying he can’t control the crowd if they see a bloke in a yarmulke walking through them. If anything, he’s suggesting there are cunts in the crowd who will attack him if he carries on. His wording was absolutely shite, but I genuinely took that he was trying to protect the fella from harm.

Bingo, if you need a computer to prove it’s offside then it’s fucking onside IMO. I personally think clear daylight between players is a fair measure, however even that is open to interpretation, because it could be a leg or the torso or a head in front creating daylight between the players and some don’t even give an advantage really.

All the good ones have already moved about lately though

Na it happened, they light a conker on fire to do it.

Na the bloke was an ex employee and walked into the barbers and set himself on fire. I think he might have tried to burn the owner. It was fucking mental