Dazzler

Technically, that was MF farken with the dates and times of the match threads and he's still here / tending to the people chained up in his sex/murder dungeon.

If we win the cup then Gloom should start every match thread until we lose the next cup final IMO. He's still banned from going to matches though. I think we can all agree on that.

He also confirms that you don't have to be clever to be successful. He's a complete fucktard.

It's only fair that you do it. I'll start the next one when you fuck it on Sunday

That's high for him tbf.

One of them is Peter Kay from the John Smith’s advert. I’ll let you decide which one.

He’s playing.

This defence has no legs which goes with Pope who has no feet.

Diving header trying to block a cross. Phil Jones-esque. Leave him alone.

Thank god we have Wilson on the bench. Don’t know what we’d do without him.

It was the tits with teeth. It’s hypnotic and not in the least wank worthy.

Trippier with the Schar pass today. Hopefully, that’s the only one.

Howe will be mate he was a centre back and in his mid 40s

Hong Kong adverts are something else.

These were both the worst teams I’ve seen this season. Relegate them both.

He plays in his slippers the shit cunt.

FYP

Must be fucking tiny then.

If Tonali is injured then I’m not fucking watching it on Sunday.

He has no brain either. Relies on instinct and instinct alone.

Someone needs to put the black smoke up. Two Pope’s got finished in the last week.

Dubravka definitely shagged Mrs Howe.

This is the kind of Gemmill prediction we can all get behind.