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  1. Dazzler
    I think I've been sold a twenty bag of that from someone in Benwell before
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    Not until it's 29 it's not.
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    I can guarantee that someone from Mississippi reading this is readying a cross and some petrol as we speak. Just kidding. They can't read.
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    Tatty water.
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    She probably sells them in jars tbf. So, it's definitely possible.
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    🩘 Tie Mi 'Roo Down, Sport (Full Yorkshire Chorus) All t' lads together now: Tether mi 'roo fast, mate, tether mi 'roo fast. Tether mi 'roo fast, mate, 'fore it gi'es us a blast! (Verse 2 interlude - The Cockatoo) Keep mi cocky chilled, lad, keep mi cocky chilled. Doon't goa daft wi' t' fool, lad, just keep mi cocky chilled! All t' lads together now: Tether mi 'roo fast, mate, tether mi 'roo fast. Tether mi 'roo fast, mate, 'fore it gi'es us a blast! (Verse 3 interlude - The Koala) Tek mi koala back, Jack, tek mi koala back. E' lives somewhere up t' road, Mack, so tek mi koala back! All t' lads together now: Tether mi 'roo fast, mate, tether mi 'roo fast. Tether mi 'roo fast, mate, 'fore it gi'es us a blast!
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    Our own, usually.
  8. Dazzler
    Let's swat him and find out.
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    Reform having another normal one Reform MP says ads ‘full of black and Asian people’ drive her mad - and now faces calls to resign Mad racist bitch.
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    At one point the player had him in a bearhug and Woltemade shouted to the ref who was a few feet away and looking right at it. Not sure Bruno could have done much when the ref was unwilling to deal with stuff happening right in front of him.
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    She's wrong. Every cunt knows the correct answer is 'a gaggle'. Fucking tell her that. And then tell her she's being reported to the HMRC for an as yet undetermined tax violation.
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    He’s bought into the Liverpool culture quicker than I expected. Someone must have fast tracked his victim card. Why won’t anyone just roll over and have their bellies tickled? Don’t they know it’s Liverpool? They deserve things. Nice things. It’s not fair. Why won’t these small clubs let Liverpool win?
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    He’s followed in the footsteps of his idol OJ and done a book called “If I got him sacked” about Sir Bobby. He’s doing a book reading. Hope this helps.
  15. Dazzler
    His step brother used to lay a mean patio.
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    Elon Musk

    Dazzler replied to Park Life's topic in General Chat

    "He was knelt on for 9 minutes, but he was saying he couldn't breathe before so it doesn't count. He was also off his tits on fent and meth which is probably really why he died. Then a poor, honest, god fearing white man, I mean patriot, got 22 years. And there was some civil unrest or something, I don't know." His facts are a copper got charged with murder and manslaughter, not that he was guilty of it. Despite ALL of the video evidence showing him commit the murder.
  17. Dazzler
    This has all aligned rather perfectly for the return of big ange.
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    The reply
  19. Dazzler
    I watched for 40 seconds and at no point did the decking collapse killing them all. Disappointed. 1 star.
  20. Dazzler
    2-0, us. I’m there so expect 2-0, them
  21. Dazzler
    Get Leo Shahar training with the first team since I take it that Harrison Ashby is presently injured at a championship club (because he always is)
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    Why do we always play shitter against teams “decimated by injuries”? Weren't Bournemouth “decimated by injuries” when they absolutely pumped us last season?
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    Sunderland with another injury time goal, the spawny cunts.
  25. Dazzler
    He’ll give them an equaliser and then play next goal wins. Unless we score.
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