Dazzler

I can't work out if this is him stepping back because he's burnt out and needs a break or if he's suffering with a debilitating illness of some kind.

#HojbjNoThanks

What did Adam Pearson post, the dirty little cunt

She's away to drop off and/or pick up a brown envelope filled with 'intel' and keep an eye on the small boats through eye holes cut out of a newspaper.

Zaire-Emery - that kid is going to be special in a few years. I do like the Korean lad too though, he can cover all over midfield and seemingly has Miggy's work ethic

I'd rather that young centre mid they have tbh. I can't be arsed to butcher his name this early in the morning

Ah the response to this should be interesting, I may have to adjust my tin foil hat and get comfortable.

Only if Trippier goes coz we need someone to take all the free kicks and corners.

Capitalism leads to fascism which "mustache man" was the poster boy for - never was a socialist, and I think you know this but lets not let the facts get in the way of your nice little story, you edgy minx you.

Putin is looking canny orange here, mind.

Na, I'm alright mate, cheers.

Straight swap for Jarrod Bowen and Paqueta and it's a done deal.

Nor is knowing the difference between socialism and communism which he's clearly alluding too in his prior post.

Based on what evidence? Is it a chore being such a edgelord conspiracy theorist?

Thoughts and prayers to your missus at this difficult time.

No, you're a biblical giant (spelled incorrectly), but his point still stands.

*From the shadows* "Are you there, Simon Bird?" "Yes" "You're still a cunt"

FYP

Please fucking tell me "Robert" isn't Laurent Robert being used in the same breath as Beckham and Zidane .. You've said some bat shit mental stuff on here in your short time posting but that would be the most straight jacket worthy.

And yet there are still some tory members who'd wank themselves into a coma if he announced that he wanted to become the tory leader again.

It might be time to release Tranquillo Barnetta and Hamza Choudhry from the dungeons in Jesmond Dene House!

I swear I read somewhere that conscription age had been increased to 50 (or likely would be in the event of another world war) so there's a lot of people expecting to slip out that may be fucked (if the hypothetical event comes to pass). Knowing it is unavoidable if and when it happens my heart says that my background as a bean counter gets me a cushy little analyst job in a bunker somewhere, however my head knows my upbringing in the west end will result in me being cannon fodder

Na it won't because the backward hillbillies that love him will not have the braincells necessary to realise he's making these howlers. Especially considering they all hated Obama because they've committed full time to the owld racism, so whenever he's slagging off Biden using Obama's name they'll be loving it, even though it clearly shows how unfit he is for office - among the other obvious reasons. He could shit himself live on air, directly into a maga hat and wipe his arse on a klan hood and they'd still vote him in.

Donald "first American president not to start a war" Trump will push the button on Iran on the same day as the inauguration. He was desperate to go to war with them until COVID came along and ruined his plans. If he gets in WW3 is inevitable IMO. Hopefully, he succumbs to his dementia before then, as it's becoming even more apparent that he is suffering with it considering he keeps talking about President Obama in all of his speeches/interviews despite it being almost a decade since Obama last held office.