Dazzler

Harvey Barnes isn’t 21 is he? I’m pretty sure they’ve just taken this photo and put the concept strip over it:

Aren’t most United teams a weird case of merging a cricket club with a footy team, so actually we’re the odd one out (despite ours making by far the most sense)

At least you can count on the weather

Mackems have an A in there, which I presume is for Association, but they tell everyone is for Athletic because they are such good marras with Bilbao.

What the fuck has happened to his arms?

In six months:

I guess location is massively important in terms of perception then too, as I can wholeheartedly say I’ve not seen a single Palestinian flag where I live, nor an Israeli one for that matter, and I regularly see ‘visibly Jewish’ people in Tesco doing their shopping with absolutely no issues whatsoever (at least in terms of people harassing them etc, I can’t speak on what it’s been like outside of my own little bubble). The whole thing is fucked, and people should be free to do as they please but since big crowds of people tend to bring the worst out in us so it’s not always possible.

If you look up the word overrated in the dictionary you’ll see a photo of Elon Musk with his cock stuck inside your piggy bank.

I actually think the opposite of the proposed context is true in that video. The bloke turned up and the copper is effectively saying he can’t control the crowd if they see a bloke in a yarmulke walking through them. If anything, he’s suggesting there are cunts in the crowd who will attack him if he carries on. His wording was absolutely shite, but I genuinely took that he was trying to protect the fella from harm.

Bingo, if you need a computer to prove it’s offside then it’s fucking onside IMO. I personally think clear daylight between players is a fair measure, however even that is open to interpretation, because it could be a leg or the torso or a head in front creating daylight between the players and some don’t even give an advantage really.

All the good ones have already moved about lately though

Na it happened, they light a conker on fire to do it.

Na the bloke was an ex employee and walked into the barbers and set himself on fire. I think he might have tried to burn the owner. It was fucking mental

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/westerhope-fire-barber-shop-hospital-27153604.amp how have you not heard about this it was only a year ago or so

Either that or the lad from the barbers in westerhope is very well travelled.

Except Steven Taylor, his ma and the boiler he knocked off that got him paggered by Andy Carroll.

Horteeculterel oasiseseses will never not make me laugh til I nearly spew my rim.

Similar thing happened with my mam, she had a supporting letter from a high ranking professor at the RVI who'd been treating her for years (years she should have been on PIP/disability benefits and didn't want to 'cause problems'). She was knocked back, due to a lack of sufficient evidence supporting her claim, which was laughable on it's own. She had to have a phone conversation with someone from DWP when we appealed, and a phone call with my mam is all it would take any rational person to realise she is pretty severely disabled. This still wasn't enough apparently, and when the tribunal date was announced they relented and awarded her PIP. Probably because they couldn't be arsed attending, and they knew they'd lose. Luckily, my mam and dad weren't broke so the wait didn't ruin them financially, but most people aren't that fortunate.

They also, do not care for man city. Plus, I thought it was always us that put ourselves back in our place by being shite. Learn something new every day.

The mackems love man utd as well as everton it appears. They do not, however, care for Coventry marras.

That would track considering he's proper mentally deficient so probably isn't housebroken yet.

What is the end game for them? Try to get more people back into work to try and massage the employment rates so when the election rolls around they can say look at how good the employment rates are now thank to us? Because even if that's the short term thinking they're adopting then all Labour need to do is go, yes but look at the latest statistics on sick leave and the spike in reported incidents to the HSE as a result of you forcing people back into work who were not fit and well enough to be there. It's clear they don't give a fuck about the people they are supposed to govern, but no matter how they try to spin this it's going to be catastrophic as most people already think they are horrible cunts for planning this cut to disability benefits but by the time of the election the stats are going to evidence the negative impact it's had. The longer they go without calling the election the pace in which they are moving towards extinction picks up. So not only evil but chin dribblingly stupid too which is terrifying. Thank fuck we'll be shot of them soon.

Trying to deflect from blaming younger people for the "sick note culture" only to then state that the increase in sickness post-pandemic is down to younger people is classic Sunak. At least there's a job for him on the history channel when his political career is completely obliterated. He says he wants to tackle the problem of mental health in younger people - but isn't prepared to look at the fact that the outlook for younger people becomes bleaker by the day. Can't afford to buy a house - because the barriers are too high, can't afford to rent a house - because private landlords are charging a fucking fortune, which has only gotten worse due to his predecessor and her suicidal budget increasing interest rates. The retirement age will be closer to 75 for them at the rate things are going and when they retire there probably won't be a state pension anymore. The price of everything is monumental - couples now need two good jobs just to survive.