Dazzler

£50m and they have a deal. We need the money.

Why don't you see it as a positive and the rest of us will contemplate why the club aren't trafficking in 16 year old Saudis?

We should get in a dozen Saudi teenagers, train them for a season and sell them to Saudi clubs for £10m a pop. Repeat the process every season.

I'd like to see them get promoted and then be bought out by some middle eastern consortium of some kind (those tire kickers that were after us before PIF that also couldn't afford Derby would be hilarious) and watch them try and justify their quite clearly racist stance against our owners whilst being owned by people from the same region.

I hope he gets them £10m so that they know that the best player they've ever produced is worth a third of Elliot Anderson.

Surely this sort of shit just opens up an infinite number of loopholes now. If that is acceptable then what isn't? We seriously need to start taking the piss now - PIF need to gift some of it's shareholdings to us that we sell back to them at cost.

....and of course, the genocide marra.

Mackem lads at work rave about Rigg - who I believe is still only 17 - but their opinion on Bellingham changes week to week. Seemingly he is the type of player that when he's in the mood he changes games for them but he's just as likely to vanish into a vapour.

This has to be a closet mag on a wind up. No way are they comparing a cup final or champions league run to an inconsequential match in the championship - I'm not having it .

I can only speak for myself but I love the idea of us being hated by everyone else. It makes it all the sweeter when we batter them.

"Remember 32 years ago when one newspaper ran a storey that has not been prewven or confirmed at all about the barcodes coming up with a racially dodgey nickname for a player tha loved at tha time, marra?" "Aah cannit reyd, marra so aah'll tak ya word for it."

tbf they only don't listen to "no"

LTA'dYP

I can’t pretend that I didn’t have to google it to get the joke

Tbf Burr is surprisingly woke despite sounding exactly like a proper maga cunt

It's the Harrods bloke, isn't it?

He did a job under Rafa tbf but aye he was never the best player in any squad we've had. Shame we didn't cash in when he got homesick almost a decade ago.

Fucking hell, where did you live beforehand? Syria?

If he just stuck attacking to processed foods he’d be doing a good job but he’s definitely one of them mongs who believe fluoride stops your third eye opening and his position on vaccines is bat shit insane. He’s against an injection in the arm to prevent medieval diseases but not above injecting pure meth and heroin into his japs eye

My dad told me a story once about Viv Graham rocking up at the balmoral in the west end one night when he was in there. Turned up with a bunch of lads to batter someone far smaller but 10x more mental, who allegedly laughed at him leading to the gang of roid ragers to jump back in their transit and head back east. My dad reckoned it was enough for him to shit himself despite being on the other side of the bar but not the nutter they confronted .

Tbf to them the new plate Nissans are due out soon so they were all probably shagging their sisters.