Dazzler

tbf he's doing the same as he managed last season over a similar amount of games. I think the problem for Murphy was that Howe always preferred Miggy up until this season.

Must be AI because the stand is full.

I don’t disagree I just enjoy any opportunity I can break out the ancient aliens lunatic. I’d argue it’s 100% certain if they’ve found DNA on a big space rock tbf.

So “technically” aliens exist.

They are currently laughing off rumours of £20m bids for the better Bellingham. Obviously, they are being realistic and think £15m is more appropriate and definitely aren’t making claims that he’s worth £60m.

This thread is getting close to the trump one now where I live in hope any update is a case of finding out he’s dead from a ket overdose.

Shame his best mate isn’t there anymore. He’s fucked off to Canada - probably via an ICE van knowing the yanks.

Donald Jr (or whichever meffy kid of his that was filmed rubbing toot into his gums during a rally a month or two ago) is about to go mental if he’s having to pay a tenner more for a wrap.

Not too fond of your mams up that way though

2-0 us. Unless Gemmill tells us that the team bus might have a problem only for it to be fine. In which case, 2-0 them.

2-0 them

I had the misfortune of knowing his creepy uncle bentknob69

I am sure Musk will have loved hearing this:

1. Gutted. 2. Both - We'd get money, you'd get a top manager. 3. Yes. 4. Aye, Pep's available 5. Probably.

Confirmed with a £200m a season 'fuck you Masters' sponsorship would be nice.

But. But. She used to depend on it. The BBC wouldn't mislead would they? Surely not.

This is the kind of first post I can support. Zero fucks given. No hellos or nowt.

Given his history with Everton we want to keep him as far away as fucking possible from the middle east tbh.

"her"

I typed the first part of the tweet into google along with the here we go bellend's name (because I am sad) and nowt came up either. So presumably he's deleted it - or it's an impressive forgery.

What position does he play?

Don't worry you can always tell who is a MAGA cunt. They'll be wearing the hat, hockling on a dumpster fire and dying of a disease that has been preventable since medieval times.