Dazzler

One of my old mates from work was a proper thoroughbred mackem. One day on the phone with a supplier he asked for them to arrange transport for something direct to the customer. Hearing him say kewreyeh more than once, the ops director's immediate red-faced rage, and then listening him spelling it out is still one of the funniest things I've ever had in a work setting and it was a decade ago. The ops director (a lad called Terry) then decided to play a game, trying to trick him into saying it again and when he did screamed "COURIER. IT'S FUCKING COURIER YOU DAFT MACKEM CUNT" Then again, his missus was from Whitburn and despite marrying her he'd do the Sideshow Bob shudder whenever he was on the phone to her because she used to call him "Tuhrey".

Mags waking up, gurgling yesterday's gravy and seeing the news:

Hew Playahed Polley Fawltey Conney I expected more from you tbh

Thew-ah-lis?

He knows a lot for someone keen to declare mags obsessed. Then ends it with a lie of the purest desperation to ensure everyone remembers it's keyth.

Aye, massive kewdoahs.

RTG will be quiet from the collective coma it's inhabitants will wank itself into if it happened

It’s almost as if the race starts in Newcastle hence why it was live from Newcastle

I’m willing to bet Isak doesn’t get a kick this international break so will be doubling my prayers in the hope this lad cantonas him on the subs bench.

Why would you critique a bloke a few days into a new job? Bit harsh IMO

The crowded street was filled with Liverpool fans. I think you KNEW what tbd was going with here. It was a leading question. Shame on you.

It wasn't to disrupt PMQs it was to drown out the cries of the ghosts of children molested in the commons down the years.

He just got them in for the great grand bairns.

"So you claim..."

How dare someone with a regional accent be well off enough to dodge taxes. She's not part of our old boys club. She's not even old. Or a boy!

How the fuck is this reality our lived reality man, fucking hell

Are people clutching pearls about this because she was *drum rolll* honest about it? I can't understand the massive reaction to it tbh. She fucked up, owned up, and referred herself for review. We need more politicians like that rather than demanding the head of the only one willing to front up about their mistakes for fuck sake.

TBD'dYP via omission

Kroos being a closet mag was not on my bingo card tbh

That young Slovakian winger looks class. Big Nick Energy looks like he needs charged up.

Germany

This is fucking spectacular.

Trump accuses Putin, Kim and Xi of conspiring against the U.S. at China military parade Apparently not. He's gone fully off the deep end. Mental really that he spent his first term cosying up to these cunts. Like a bitter ex slagging them off on socials now.

Peter Silverstone arse will be nipping reading about him and his commercial background. He's actually going to have to do some graft and not ride the Adidas wave - that had nowt to do with him anyway.