Dazzler

Tonali has been the best player so I’ll give man of the match to Salah. Sounds about right.

“When you make history at Liverpool you make history.” That’s true of all places you senile old cunt, put your cock away you’re making everyone else in the press box uncomfortable.

Hair plug nonce can fuck clean off.

It’s on.

Or they go 3-2 and we get a fair goal ruled out in injury time.

The spectre of Klopp still looms large over the PGMOL

Nunez still trying to work out which foot is dominant

I saw him go to whistle too. If that’s on salah it’s a pen.

Pen has to be. At the other end that’s given.

It was an assist. It’s just the commentary team treating it like a goal because they are fucking doylems.

Harsh that IMO. He’s had a canny game and he’s still Murphy.

Unlucky. Great play from Gordon

Nunez is doing well as a defensive midfielder

“Great goal” it wasn’t though really was it lads. It was sloppy play from us and sloppy play from them and a simple finish.

Trent to right back? Chook to steal his ankles in 2 minutes

What a save man, fucking hell

He did what?

Two goals now you boring cunt. Fuck off.

This wankfest over Liverpool is embarrassing. They are not special, they are taking advantage of an out of form Man City. They are ordinary IMO

That’ll be why my dogs are going mental, all the high pitched ‘eeeeeeeee’s making their ears bleed.

As good as the first half was is how bad this opening 10 minutes has been.

Some would say on his day he was a world class talent.

I got in the family section for wolves like so it cost £49 for total for me and the bairn. Mental that general admissions is £50 a ticket for a game that has 1-1 written all over it against a team like wolves. Absolute shambles that the kid can prove his illness and that he made no profit selling the ticket on and he’s got a massive ban. Even worse that the club are upholding it. My guess is that after this I’ll only get a ticket for the Bromley match and then not win another ballot, unless we get another lower league team at home in future rounds (assuming we don’t shit the bed in the third round). I doubt I’d have any luck for the semi final if we beat Brentford.

The bairn is sitting next to me, no idea who he’s got next to him though the poor cunt.

In through the ballot for Wolves. Suck it Shooter Gilbert-Levy, better luck next time flying over from Upstate New York to cheer on the famous magbirds you’ve supported for 18 months.