Dazzler

Lasses love a bean counter. It means we know where to find beans.

Renton: “I’ve just bought flight simulator and I got you this little outfit. Wouldn’t it be really sexy if we….” Mrs Renton: “No fuck off. I’m not shagging someone who plays flight simulator, I don’t know any self respecting person who would.”

So he actively chooses to support Everton? Worst kind of nonce that.

They are all idiots though tbf. Imagine Jack Grealish learning Spanish? Wayne Rooney would have been a great one trying to speak a bit of Italian at his first presser. The mafia would have needed some canny hefty concrete boots to hold that fat cunt down after he was told by his teammates that the word for mate in Italian was ‘wop’ which he proudly repeated on TV, multiple times to show how good his Italian was.

2-0 the spirit of guy fawkes to take a massive shit on their keepers head and to throw sparklers at Chris Wood. Elliot Anderson to get a completely unrelated burn on his cock from a Catherine wheel.

I think that prediction is the one I’ve seen a few videos mention. It’s all mathematical equations and shit and strips out the noise. Apparently they’ve correctly predicted the last 10 or so presidents and have said Harris would win it more comfortably than a lot of people have said.

Not only did they put him on stage but they allowed him to continue his set - if they were really caught off guard he'd have been ushered off the stage, his mic cut etc. They knew what he'd say but were not expecting the reaction - which considering the sizeable Puerto Rican community in the US should be a clear indicator of the sheer incompetence Trump has surrounded himself with.

That assumes that people won't take to the streets in his name regardless tbf. He might be a bit more understated this time around but it doesn't change the fact he's been banging the 'stolen election' drum repeatedly. I think it's going to kick off even worse this time around if he loses.

And we're supposed to believe that one of them is a scouse cunt?

Or in Trump's case real men are attracted to those who wear nappies.

Trump the draft dodging, cry baby is a hard man to them? I'd fucking batter the lot of them then.

So all countries that mainly favour Trump are ex USSR - and presumably all putin simps to boot? He definitely seems like he's on his way out - he'll be in a hospice in 18 months. The problem is that Vance is a proper project 2025 nonce and will be the one mainly making decisions even if Trump does survive a term. Thankfully, I think Harris gets in and hopefully that will be enough to lead the republicans to "drain their swamp" and bring back actual politics to their party and we can all breath a massive sigh of relief

I mean you cropped out the bit of the sentence where I actually said that in fewer, less articulate words

He and/or she also said Foden was shite too. At some point the “young and stupid” defence put forward of his and/or her bullshit has to be replaced with “daft cunt WUM”.

Tonali isn’t a DM though and we’d lose too much from his game. I think we either need to tell longstaff that all he does now is defensive shit (which he’s really good at) or we have to buy a proper CDM so that Tonali and Bruno can work together (or both).

It’s based on the Iranian revolution tbf however it’s still very much a case of “imagine if the evangelical lunatics got control over the country” Also the sheer audacity of a Christian to say such shit as if they themselves don’t also believe that women should be subservient to their husband, stay at home, shit out a load of kids and eventually die in childbirth like the forefathers dreamed it.

Bruno and Tonali do largely the same job and occupy the same spaces. I think they always seem to get in each other's way. If we're going to play both together then it has to be Longstaff in there with them as he does the dirty shit that allows them to push further up and dictate play.

RTG’dYP

The reason they are loved is their humbleness. It’s legendary. Here it is honoured in music:

You dun’t know nowt.

Arguably fifth after willock.

Not to mention Wilson’s actual contribution- all the goals that actually saved us. Also to call Gordon weak for leaving Everton (after their fans literally cordoned off a road to abuse him) but not Maxi who decided to take a pay day in Saudi over fighting Gordon for his spot on the LW. Just fuck off man

So yes. Finally. We have a convert. Welcome to the cult, I mean family brother sister. Hail Gordon.