Dazzler

The account appears to have been deleted. Any ideas what this was about? Presuming her gadgie was up to no good during the riots and got publicly outed?

He'd be pissing on the closed lid. An open lid signifies consent, and Ronaldo doesn't fuck with consent.

I agree, the biggest problem was the defence which was pretty much all down to Pope's injury, and Dubravka's phobia of the 12 yard box. Now he's back that should sort some of the issues out. However, with Lascelles and Botman both paggered for the foreseeable and Schar and Burn not getting any younger it's imperative we get the defence sorted. Guehi fixes an immediate problem and a separate problem a year or two down the line when Schar retires. It's sensible and given the Euros he's just had shows we're here to compete. Also, if we sell Miggy and Trips we might have the dosh to splash out on Guler like the rumours have suggested and then that would just be lovely.

He's looking well for 84 mind.

Isak signed a 6 year contract that summer, so I reckon 5.5 years. Both will finish at the same time I'd imagine.

When do our riots kick off? I heard during the matches but I'm there on Friday night and don't fancy shielding the bairns from flaming wheeliebins.

Mini Saudi Crown Court, marra. Going to be at his excellency's Mohammed Bin Salman's pleasure - That lass is getting stoned and the kid who cried is being thrown off a building.

I was born 10 years after you remember going to the pictures to see this just in case you needed help feeling old

The only thing that will prevent WW3 with Trump is a second US civil war. Both are possible/probable.

Someone better tell Taylor Payne. He’s spent the last decade (and other people’s money) looking for the cunt.

Does he not understand how time works? A few months? Don’t they kick off next week?

I’ve had every form of Chinese government spy equipment from huawei to the xiaomi watches because they came free with the phone. I’ve got an Apple Watch now because I got an iPhone. Other than charging every 36 to 48 hours it’s absolutely mint. I just charge it up over night because I already know I have sleep apnea from the obesity and I don’t need some know it all AI telling me.

Nah, it’s by a guess who character.

Squaring up to a horse. Mag behaviour.

The mackems are taking their turn to riot tonight. Just saw one getting absolutely hammered in the legs with a truncheon on TikTok live. obviously the copper was a MLF because no way would a mag copper keep him down when he’s nails. Also the comments were all WLM which I presume is white lives matter the fucking vermin.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle.

Na, I think we'll be cutting our cloth accordingly this season and if we're after Guehi we'll have a rough idea of the cost and we are saying we can pay it. Just hope it's not all we've got to play with as that RW could do with looking at even if Miggy isn't moved on to Saudi.

Well if he balloons three that's 85% Schar.

He sounded canny. Just out there nutting falling shot puts as you do (allegedly)

Staveley on her way out rang Freedman. "You should have come to us Dougie, it could have been great. Now we're coming for Guehi and instigated the bidding war that cost you Olise. Just wait, we're going to tap up Eze next and there's fuck all you can do about it. Ciao darling."

He's also only 5'11" and that's apparently a big deal in CBs

Aye he'll never replace the one in five champagne passes that come off but surely Guehi can balloon four shit passes out for a throw in? That makes him at least 80% Schar.

Can't be chelsea they only sign centre mids and right wingers (sometimes both at once - I'm looking at you Enzo!).