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My favorite Toon song. RIP Busker.

I didn't think the desperate, pathetic flailing exhibited in the 'Oi Alex' thread could ever be topped, but Danny has done it again. Dire stuff from him, should just edit out all the text in his posts and replace it with Hilarious he fancies himself a hardman too. 'Come down the pub and let's talk about it skinny or I'll tell peasepud on you' :lol:

Maybe if it wasn't for the people for whom he was falling over himself to act as the mouthpiece, we wouldn't be in this situation? 'Naivete' at boardroom level is just a passing mention - it'll be Shearer, not Ashley, who takes us down, is that it? Get to fuck Ryder and take this piece of shit blog with you

Got it on Friday. 21st Century Breakdown and East Jesus Nowhere are the best songs on there and I quite like both the Gloria songs. The Static Age, the second half of American Eulogy, 21 Guns and Peacemaker are pretty good too. The others are kind of hit and miss and I think the album is missing an epic-style song like Jesus of Suburbia or Homecoming from American Idiot. On average I'd say it's better (AI had some right dross, like Are We The Waiting For This Song To End and Wake Me Up When It Does Already) than the previous but its good songs don't stand out as much. Class new sig Tom btw, I was planning to change mine once we finally do go down and throw something from the title track in there.

After last weeks antics everyone on the board should put him on ignore, the kids a Divvy. Probably updating the attendance records on wiki as we speak. No doubt. The kids an embarrassment imo, would put money on that he's been chased off any decent spurs forums. We already know that from some of the other Spurs fans who came in peace. Let's change the topic. I know it's been discussed already but how many do you think we'll bring in when we go down? 30k average maybe?

ATP you did notice we're about to be relegated, didn't you? Sorry, I thought this topic was called 'If we stay up and Shearer is given £20m.' Wait, it is... Honest mistake no doubt.

Chris Brunt from West Brom looked a canny player, far cheaper than Duff. I'd have Tuncay off Boro too, then we can buy a left back for cover. We'll probably need a striker as well and if we splashed a fairly large amount of that £20m on Darren Bent I wouldn't say no.

Let's keep him.

If we win, we stay up. That has to be the mission and Shearer will know that.

The thread where it finally dawns on Danny that absolutely no-one likes him.

I like this idea. Numbers might need tweaking but frankly this latest proposal is a load of shit. 4 home-grown players (they don't even need to be English!) in the matchday squad? Token gesture is all it is. 7 British players, 4 foreigners, end of. Isn't the rule in Spain already that you can't have more than 2 non-EU players registered at a time? But the Premier League is only interested in $$$.

My favorite band - I admit to being a loser. American Idiot was brilliant stuff and I quite liked Warning as well. Dookie of course was the album that got me into them.

Bassong, Beye, Enrique, Viduka, Jonas

Don't forget this is mackems we're talking about. We need to win again and never mind what Hull or Boro do. I don't think Hull will get another point so honestly I think we've done it now, but why leave things up to chance? And I think we can win it, Fulham are a vastly improved team but their away record is poor and if some of our players (Viduka) continue their form, we should beat them.

I thought the defence, with the exception of Bassong, was excellent last night. Bassong was great in the air but seemed too hesitant with the ball at his feet and made mistakes when under pressure. Taylor looked like the player he was supposed to be and maybe he'll start to realise that he's just another defender and should do the best he can at that rather than trying to boss the other three while failing at his own duties. More of the same please on Sat.

MOTM easily. Simply exists in a different class to the rest of our team. If he'd been fit...

0-0 surely, everyone's saying 'oh both teams need to win so they'll attack' except we're both gash. It's going to be another 90 minutes of agony like the Pompey game.

Absolutely losing it here at work, I've got an even longer wait than you lot. Won't be able to watch until around midnight BST. Can't think of anything else. Oh here's something I can think of - Martins can take a running jump. Truly fed up with him now. I was one of his staunchest supporters all through last year and the first half of this one but he's been absolutely shit for months now and I've lost patience with the stroppy little bastard. Rather have Lovenkrands, at least he looks like he cares (probably because he's afraid he won't find another club!)

Will be at work but I'll be able to think of nowt else. Absolutely panicking over this.

He'll be class when he goes back to Spain. Not an EPL defender and good lord has he shown that in his time here.

It has, and we're marvellous thanks. You seem quite obsessed with finding 'fit women' judging by a couple of your topics. Are you feeling a bit desperate? Ice cold 100% pure grade A USDA regulated organically grown ownage, delivered by catmag, thank-you-have-a-nice-day.

No, but you repeated yourself.

Total collapse by Wigan, just what are they doing? Doesn't matter though as long as we beat Boro. It is all in our hands now.

Stoke hit the post... So did Everton after yet another fumble by Gomes. The man is an absolute clown, can you imagine paying fifty cent () for him let alone nearly 8 million pounds?

Gomes looks ready for a meltdown. Watch that space, can't imagine he'll hold out much longer