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Not just that, at the end she goes "they've now beaten Liverpool and Man United this season, two of the biggest clubs in Europe". Proper pat on the head territory. Bitch, they're not in League 2. They're another Premier League team, and I'll let you in on something - that qualifies them to play these European giants TWICE every season. And by the way they finished 14 points and 5 places ahead of Man United just last season.

The cold hadn't gripped me by then, Uncle Shithouse!

I got my flu jab on 13th October, and on the 19th came down with a stinking cold and have been LOADED with snot and coughs ever since. I maybe get a cold once every 3 years, so this has ENRAGED me. I'm genuinely thinking about going full antivax.

"Macca" looks like he's been aged by AI. Also. 7:26 video. 7:05 of what's going wrong at Liverpool and I'm not even fucking joking, 21 seconds at the end giving credit to Brentford.

Said it before but he looks like when they find some medieval bones buried in a swamp and they do a facial reconstruction.

Bet he's got some nicknames for him. "The NEPHPOO needs hooked. He's been fucking STINKING again."

Hot and fresh out the kitchen, fanny magnets!

"inviting invitations" Taylor DESERVES to lose her job to AI.

Yeah I think Howe is gonna have to find some way of playing him and Wissa up front. He's brilliant coming short and we know he CAN get goals, but there's a lot of time the wingers are breaking at pace and he's got zero chance of getting into the box to get on the end of anything. Saying that like, Kane has built a career scoring a terrifying amount of goals doing the same thing so maybe it just needs longer to work on.

Unc! No!

Slot is starting to look like another Ten Hag, and the best thing is that Liverpool will stick with him for longer than they should cos they won the title under him last year. Not that I think that was much to do with him. There's nowt better than watching a super arrogant Dutchman come unstuck. It was great when it was Man United, but it's gonna be FUCKING DELICIOUS watching the same happen at Liverpool.

Osula has an ankle problem according to Eddie (he had it before he came on yesterday) so I suspect we'll be flogging Nick again for this one. He looked a bit like he could use a rest yesterday for me.

Line from the Geordie Journos: How brilliant is it to have that? To be able to look at the bench and just go "Throw THE BESERKER on".

I thought Thiaw was really good yesterday btw. It's crazy how easily and quickly he's adjusted to the PL.

Love Jones's aggressive enthusiasm.

Went through the exact same thought process. Wouldn't mind hearing the audio between VAR and the ref to hear the horrible dawning realisation that they're gonna have to upgrade it to a pen.

Starting to wonder if Isak is the problem, or whether he's just got a completely shit manager who can't hold a candle to Eddie Howe.

Get in Brentford.

They've pulled one back just before half time there. Hopefully it stops like this though, and we can only be 3 points smaller than the big lads.

When smaller clubs attack.

What a wonderful set of lads Brentford are.

They're not arbitrary man. They're based upon thousands and thousands of headers and shots from the exact same spot in the box, and the frequency with which those chances ended up in a goal. Anyway, I'm not involving myself in this again. If the biggest clubs in the world are fixated on this statistic, that'll do for me.

Get in Brentford.

Ok boomer. Too easy.

Because you're overestimating how often those chances get scored. Bruno's goal was 0.46xG, Murphy's was only 0.12. So there's still 1.5xG to share amongst those other chances.