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Never noticed that like.

Aye rights, you came accross really well there like. Nice one!

Haven't heard it yet but fair play for going on and that, Stevie. I'll listen to it when you hoy it up. I'm shit at stuff like that. Got collared by 5Live coming out of St. Mary's after that 3-3 draw under Robson. Bloke just rammed the mic in my face and asked for an opinion. Fuck naas what I said. I never heard it. Same thing happened at Alkmaar. Dutch TV bloke did the same thing, I understood what he said perfectly, but I just froze. To be fair I was several cakes to the wind that time like.

Just found this knocking about on my computer. Used to be my desktop, but I never got fuck all done.

Great them like. Do some tabata rowing on it if you get it, look it up on google. Haven't done it as part of my plan for a while but my fitness rocketed when I used to do it regularly.

I love Glasgow. Always had a good time there. If people in bars (usually older) start ball aching about whether I prefer Celtic or Rangers, I just say I don't care and support Newcastle. That usually changes the conversation to whether we're good or shit. Either that or you get some verbal abuse. Just got to ignore it. Bouncers in Glasgow can be a nightmare mind, that's true. Some of them will keep you talking for five minutes before telling you to try somewhere else. Not agressively like, but it's still a pain. There's a bar up there that I have never been able to get in yet, but I'll keep trying!

Great song from a great album that, IMO.

I know what you mean mate. I do like Cheryl, but I like Kimberley better. Smashing package.

How it compares in size to America. Fuuuck!

Do you think she's got better as she's got older or is it just me, as she didn't appeal no where near as much as she does now about 5 years ago on Sky. Aye I think she has. I never really saw the appeal until recently. Mind she seems to have been on more lately when I've been watching it so I've had more time to make an informed decision.

Aye, agree with you there Stevie!

I feel guilty for calling Townsville a shithole now. Not that I'm an expert on structures or owt either, but I can see a fair few houses in Cairns getting totally destroyed. They didn't exactly look rock solid. Especially the ones on stilts. Hope it passes with minimum casualties.

They keep trying to rope me into one of them like, which I might do soon just to shut them up. It does look quite good but they do it in different difficulties in our place, and the top level on a Friday night looks canny painful. If you have a look through the window everyone has a proper nasty grimace on. Like they're holding in a log. I did Body Pump once, that was canny, but it's always fully booked now.

Sorry Meenz. Any excuse!

Was it not Blackfriars or something?

Three weeks in America. Atlanta to visit one of the lads uncles, then Vegas, LA, Coachella festival and finally New York. Fucking hammering the gym to make way for the inevitable weight gain thanks to the scran over there!

should prob get that off sharpish it'll wreck your paint Aye I know. I'm getting rid of it every day like, I just want to get it through the car wash, but if I take it through tonight it'll be covered again by tomorrow morning. I'll stick to the Autoglym and bucket til the drives sorted.

Got a black Citroen C2. First car like, only had it since October after passing in June. Needs a proper clean mind. I've got to park it under a tree outside the house because the drain on the drive is bust and we're waiting for it to get replaced. This has resulted in the resident pigeons shitting all over the bonnet. Wankers.

Oops..

Chance this will have been done already but I'm fucked if I'm going back through this thread now! Englishman, Yank and a Paki sat on the edge of the Empire State Building drinking vodka. The Yank says to the Paki 'Do you know that you can jump off here and the wind will loop you round and sit you back here?' The Paki says 'No chance. Prove it to me.' So the Yank jumps off, flies around in a loop and gently sits back next to the Paki. The Paki looks amazed and suddenly jumps off the edge, falling head first onto the tarmac below. Killed instantly. The Englishman turns to the Yank and says 'Fucking hell Superman, you're a right nasty cunt when you've had a drink!'

We banned ourselves from going to make sure stuff like the above never happened. One of them for me though as to be in 2006. We had boro away on the Sunday, and we had gone out on the piss in the town (our town) on the Friday night. I was absolutely ruined and had been drinking vodka red bull all night, probably up there with some of the worst states I've been in. On the way for the taxi a couple of us had seperated from the rest of the lads. We were walking up past Monument when I heard someone singing boro; well, anti-Newcastle songs. Red rag to a bull. I looked down Grainger Street and there were a couple of lads walking back down towards Central. I went down the street after them shouting horrendous Middlesborough related obscenities and waving my arms about like a derranged chimp. One of the lads was behind me telling me to pack it in. As I approached, one of them stopped singing and turned round. I remember thinking 'fuck me, he's a big bastard' and started to slow down a bit. I tried to walk past him to get at his skinny mate who was making the most noise, but he blocked me off and advised me to seek an alternative route. I questioned his sexual persuasions and shoved him out of the way, but before I could get to his mate, he'd grabbed me and pulled me backwards. He span me round, picked me up and threw me against some shop shutters. He then proceeded to go akka on my face with his fists. I was fucking arseholed and had absolutely no chance of fighting back. The lad I was with managed to kick him off me and we got up and walked away, but I was still giving it the big one. It was at this juncture that my mate lost his temper and punched me in the face. That sobered me up a bit. I attended the game on the Sunday with a fat lip and a sore nose, feeling like a proper bastard. We won 2-1 (or was it 2-0?) though, so I was victorious really.

For the away end it is, aye. Straight up the road. Probably going to get the Metro, like. Free buses are canny shit, takes fucking ages for them to get accross.