Smooth Operator

Quote that got my blood boiling over was, "Everyone knows he's been worth £815 million for the past 15 years". Snake with tits is being nice.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7300931.stm Now fuck off you one-legged piece of shit!

We'll lose tonight and we'll not win against Fulham either IMO. The reason being the majority of our current crop of players haven't got the talent or the stomach for the battle. Most of them are more talented than the Birmingham/Fulham players but it means nowt if they've got no balls, and even those with so-called balls like Smith are dogshit footballers! Birmingham 2 - 1 Newcastle Newcastle 1 - 1 Fulham imo

If the step-dad isn't involved in her disappearance somewhere down the line then I'll eat my own shit. That's a flattering photo of him tbh, some of the one's on the front pages of the papers recently make him look like he belongs in an episode of Shameless.

I love the bloke, but he IS a schizophrenic Mr Man (Mr Shouty/Mr Quiet). Mr Act everyone else off the screen imo "I don't know how the fuck you knew that ring was a fugasi"

You go to the bow, I'll go to the stern, I'm so disgusted with you! Fuck this I'm going to go and watch Donnie Brasco again!

Where above does it mention the word constructive? Lets face it your blog will only be read by hooligans wondering if you're in a firm and they can meet up for a barney. Where do you get these ridiculous pre-conceptions from? If you can point to anything that has suggested I'm a hooligan or have ever been part of a firm, I'd like to see it. I'd like to see evidence of my previous pre-concptions tbh. Also I was referring to the sort of people that would be looking at random football blogs not to you mate. You're so defensive about this fucking blog and you haven't even started the fucking thing yet!!

Explain yourself!

Where above does it mention the word constructive? Lets face it your blog will only be read by hooligans wondering if you're in a firm and they can meet up for a barney.

I'd give him credit for his honesty, and move on, an ex is an ex. Don't get me wrong I'm not that bothered by it at all, just wouldn't do it to one of my mates that's all, golden rule of not touching your mates ex's and all that. Did he piss on her as well like? All over her breasts, she loves that, his memory is spot on like told him that she liked that nearly 10 years ago!!

Pure self indulgent bollocks imo.

I'd give him credit for his honesty, and move on, an ex is an ex. Don't get me wrong I'm not that bothered by it at all, just wouldn't do it to one of my mates that's all, golden rule of not touching your mates ex's and all that.

......you're best mate told you he took one of your ex lasses (5+ year relationship) back to his after a night out?

The other one, based on the Ballard book is ok too like. I liked the one you're on about though. It was a bit heavy-handed at times like. That scene with the little girl, that I won't spoil by describing further, always makes me choke up a bit... probably up there with my favourite films of all time. Not one for bubbling at films but that scene nearly got me. Puff

Putting it on late for the US is shite, you don't see them changing fight times for our benefit!! Granted the audience potential is far greater but ffs!

No Country For Old Men - quality.

I heard this rumoured in early January and promptly put him in as 1 of my 3 picks for this years celebrity deathmatch at work. Come on cancer! There's a bar in Hebburn called Roadhouse, the manager is the double of Swayze!

Most lasses I know run/walk like John Wayne My mate goes to a gym that another mate of mine was an instructor at and he's told us that all the lasses that go there think this lad is a total pervert always spying on them in their small shorts and tops when they are working out. He's asked me to go to the gym with him but I'm not gonna be known as the perverts mate........I want to be #1 pervert!

There are men against CSA payments?

Tbf the croc was jew a good feed.

Chas n Dave surely?

I flicked between all the games but mainly watched Arsenal be all over Milan for 90 minutes! Flicked to the Sevilla-Fenerbache game early on when all the goals were flying in then to Man U and Celtic briefly but always went back to Arsenal. Good job I was watching it on my own like cos anyone else with me would have gone mental at the sheer volume of channel changes. Was praying the Arsenal game didn't go to extra time cos then it would have impinged on me watching Girls Of The Playboy Mansion at 10 bells - and we can't be having that!

This could go either way tbh. I was at the school of excellence under the tutoridge of John Carver for 2 years from the age of 14, was called in for the dreaded "we're letting you go son" speech on my 16th birthday. So having getting that far you could say I'm pretty good but then again they kept Jamie McClen and David Beharall ahead of me!! I thought I had it in the bag tbh cos I was fast, left-footed and could cross and beat people for fun. But thems the breaks. Had a few trials at lower league clubs after that (Ipswich, Swindon, Mackems - the fuckas tried to get me to wear 1 of there shirts at my trial but I insisted on going on the other side!) but nothing worked out. Meenzer will confim I was the best in my school, captain of the football team etc!!

Photo taken so far away you can barely even tell they are outside the Cheers bar tbh!

My fatha was speaking to John Anderson (think he used to play for the toon but I've never heard of him! ) and he was saying Gazza only lost the plot when the batteries on his parrots went!!