Brock Manson

Very funny. And she's me lass ffs. So fuck off.

I was reading the paper in my free period today (I had no work to do at the time), and there was a photo of all the contestants. I only recognized three of them. 4 once I'd read the names.

Is the album any good? I like the song, but not overly convinced the rest of the album would be worth it.... Well, I like it, so judging by some of the shite you listen to you might not Pffft. Never ask an emo a music question.

No. It would fund a panic buy.

Aha! This doesn't affect us in the slightest!

Fucking Chelsea and fucking Petr Cech. Lost 2-0 at Stamford Bridge, when it could easily have been 3-2 to me. Bah. Due to a board takeover, I had some pennies to spend (10 million of them in fact). Sold Connolly for 4 million as he's 30, when I have Elliot and Johnson who are better, and Chris Brown who's young and has good enough stats to act as a backup striker (and if worst comes to the worst, I have Dempsey and Maloney who can play up front). Brought in: Darijo Srna (5m) Nicolas Burdisso (2.9m) Clint Dempsey (1.7m) Nicolas Millan (425k compensation) Shaun Maloney (free) Scored a belter of a free kick from 25 yards out on his debut. Pascal Cygan (free) Been solid so far. But his fitness is terrible as he didn't get a pre-season. Massimo Bonati (loan) Pasquale Foggia (loan) 5th thus far with 6 points from 9. Looking to buy a new LB in Jan, as I sould Clarke to Boro because he was upset that I signed Burdisso (despite the fact Burdisso can't play on the left ). Any suggestions? I have 4 million left.

Just look at his age!!! Got him on a free from Colo Colo in my second season (he starts the game at 14 ffs!). He's dynamite for the Under 18's!

The bravest man in the world is one who can stumble in the house, drunk at 3am, stagger upstairs with lipstick on his collar and smelling of another woman's perfume, jumping in bed, slapping his wife on the behind and saying: "You're next fatty!"

Is the album any good? I like the song, but not overly convinced the rest of the album would be worth it.... Lordi - It Snows In Hell

The first series was ok but it got old after that. Then they had the ridiculous death scene and I didn't watch it afterwards (despite a mini campaign on here to have the guy survive as I objected to him being written out so poorly).

So does Meenzer I'd imagine.

Unbelievable.

Did you hear what happened to the deaf man? Well he fucking well didn't.

Cheating tbh.

HMV in the Oracle. Where the fuck would I buy CDs on impulse then??? Oh and the Starbucks. I need the odd banana caramel frappuchino every once in a while.

The bakery section of a supermarket, or just a normal bakery. Bready. Petrol when you're filling up at the garage. Hopps from the brewery is also a good shout (I always think it smells a little like tomato soup...but maybe that's just me).

Heinz Sweet Chilli Mean Beanz

Oo aar. I was scared of the people who dress up as Pluto and Mickey Mouse etc at Disneyland.

Spurs were played off the park today. And surprisingly, Jenas was shite. Matey next to me asked why I kept yelling "GOLDFISH" at him.

Wait til Bridget sees this... Too busy with the housework tbh.

Jesus Christ, the fat man must be immortal!

Mind if I steal that idea?

I asked my goalie coach why he was icing as a d-man last night. "I've actually had the flu for a week, so I'm going to be a player tonight."

There's a woman who lives a few houses down from me, and one day outside her house there was a bloke wandering around with only his boxers on, chatting on the phone and holding a knife. A few mins later, the police arrived and took him away. Apparently he'd flipped and it was his mother who called the police and was hiding inside. He's of a sound mind again now, I see him on occasion when I'm walking home.