Toonpack

I originally was Pvt Godfrey but thought you can't really put yourself in these things and had a think and decided Robin Robin was a better fit, you stalking cunt.

Don't panic Captain.

Methinks I struck a little close to the bone, Captain Mainwaring.

Wrong again

Given we may have some lurkers here because of the transfer bollocks, I thought a wee guide would be helpful:

That's based on Ornstein's comment "bid not sufficient" from a few days ago, where he carefully avoided using the word "rejected".

By all accounts that Slovenian paper isn't a sports focussed paper and doesn't usually get involved in speculative stuff, so hopefully ............. Also, last 24 hours hasn't it gone VERY quiet, was almost hourly bait being chucked around previously. Fingers crossed.

Hmmmm, suspicious minds.

Olivers (wide of the mark) army.

I don't think games would have been so close if we could catch the damn ball, last test and this one particularly.

See my post above

Sky had a shot of the dressing room with what looked like Woakes in his whites this afternoon, number XI maybe with one arm if a couple of runs needed !!!!!!

Alternatively our owners are simply passing money (PSR free) through to us if it leads to the dippers paying proper top dollar for Isak.

Small matter of us finalising/agreeing the deal with Leipzig of course. If we're confident that's close I could see us saying to the player, piss or get off the pot.

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

If we do sell Isak, it'll be after all of our business is done, we'll keep up the not for sale talk because, "if" we don't really mean it, the minute he's flogged clubs will look to take our eyes out on any deals as we'll be obviously minted.

Who's that then, coz latest news is Isak is not for sale.

For all we know, he may well have preferred them, but they've done nothing but make noise through their surrogates, every chance he's thought fuck em, this other lot really want me.

Thank you Private Fraser.

Who's companies are worth around £5 million, all from being a plastic online !!!

Absolutely for me, there is a player in there, he's just been badly handled IMO. That's their rumoured ask but fuck knows what his wages are.

Trying to bluff us so we think/worry that they're no longer interested in Isak, the player we don't even want to, or need to, sell. Genius move. That said, it's a way of putting pressure on Isak to ramp up the being a cunt activity.

Sixth!!! They must have won in a canter scoring double digits.

It appears I have cured Rayvin of his sympathy affliction.

Well that's a guaranteed like off Gemmill on here, so there's that.