David Kelly

They looked a lot better than I expected yesterday tbh. They defended well and Lens looks a decent player. Mind you I thought Spurs were pretty poor. Looks like the worst team they've had for a long time.

I've no idea how this is going to go. I never expect much from us on the road and they have been very hit and miss so far. They've also got a few new players since their last game. I think I'd happily accept a draw and all eleven players remaining on the pitch. We do need a goal too like. We don't want to go on a long run without a goal because that will effect the confidence.

A restaurant selling English tapas. Or is that a ridiculous idea?

Any idiot can do an accountancy qualification. I know a few examples of that. Me being the main one!

Happy birthday to both of you.

Poor bowling here at the death.

Can't imagine Perez will get a start as the top player ahead of Cisse.

Cheers I'll give it a go. I've not even tried connecting it to my laptop yet like so there might be an easy enough fix anyway.

I think they'll go with Moeen too but the talk has been that they wouldn't fancy him when it comes to playing South Africa which just about puts us back to square one. Roy is looking like a better opening option than Hayles at the minute although I've got no idea what he's like in the longer format. Plus SA might not be the best team for him to play either.

Cheers gents, I'll have a bash at that. It's about 18 month old and (as it was a Christmas present) I'm not sure where it was originally bought from. Will that matter to them?

My Kindle is fucked and wont switch on at all and my router broke yesterday so I've no internet at home for a few days. I'm in meltdown here having to go back to actual books, dvd's and Virgin TV. It's like the dark ages! But once I'm back up and running I'll definitely be getting the disaster artist. I played five minutes of the Room to a couple of my mates at the weekend and they didn't quite get the genius of it. I must admit I was disapointed.

I never really noticed it being like that but now you come to mention it, it may well have been. I was half asleep when I watched it this morning so I'll have to watch it again and look out for that. But aye it was the episode with him all over the bar. Loved it when he was having a go at Dee and when Frank came in and started painting a shirt on himself. Two of the biggest laughs it's ever got from me that.

Nah, sadly they don't even have Pearl and Dean anymore.

Your point is a fair one and I wouldn't have said anything had Ant not mentioned it first. I agree it's a twat when someone spoils it for you. I still think it was obvious mind, and I don't usually pick up on those sorts of things. Anyway I'm just catching up on the last season of It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia and there's some brilliant stuff in it. I love Charlie and Frank in the episode where the health inspector is there.

Hayles isn't doing his chances of opening for the test team much good in the ODI series.

It was obvious from the first episode like. But it is a sort of fair point to say that if you haven't watched the series at all it's a spoiler. But is it really a spoiller to let on to something that was obvious from the begining of something?

Gogglebox is terrible as is most of the stuff on council telly. Just for the plebs to watch! I quite enjoyed the end of Mr Robot. I'll say no more about that though.

TMS or five live for football is the only time I'll listen to council radio with the plebs.

I think more than anything else I'm just sick of the radio by 4 and if I've had albums on before them I never change to the radio that late. I actually like R & M's (when they're on together) craic, I just get sick of the same old music they play over and over. I prefer the more alternative stuff of the makem. Keaveny is starting to get on my tits a bit but I only put him on from 9.

I'm not knocking him as a player. Along with Root he's our best young player. But he's got to learn from those two stupid dismissals.

I don't really think Stokes should have been given out but he certainly should have been a bit more switched on. That's twice this summer he's given his wicket away ridiculously against the Aussies.

6 music til 1. I used to stick with it til 4 (agree with Fish about Lemaq) but I got sick of the stuff that Radcliffe and Marconi play so I usually stick some albums on in the afternoon.

Good news at last

I watched a few clips on youtube yesterday and I'm certain he's not self aware. It was quite interesting to hear Seth Rogan talking about it on a radio show. The interviewer asked him whether he thought Wisau was aware of what he was making at the time and he thought absolutely not but he now likes the celebrity that has come from it. So he now doesn't want to admit that's he's an unbelievably awful filmaker so he's trying claim that we're all laughing with him not at him. If you watch this it's clear that he has no real clue. I'm facinated by the whole thing now. I think I'll have to get that book.

The last thing I expect or want to see on this forum is Paul fucking Merson!