David Kelly

I wouldn't be making that assumption. Apparently Cal Roberts is telling all and sundry that it's a done deal for him to go to Man Utd.

TBF that makes more sense than thinking Steve Bruce is the man to build on the work of Rafa Benitez. Of course once you factor in Ashley having no intention of selling the club it falls away somewhat.

I might keep my ticket just to sing he's got a big fat head at Bagpuss.

This is about all I can get to now. He claims he's not as rich as made out but he seems more than willing to write off his investment now just to take the piss out of us.

Maybe this is one final parting shot by the fat cunt to piss us off. Anyone?

Glad to see I've stayed consistent in my thoughts of Bagpuss.

Simon Jordan will be falling all over himself to tell us that we wanted a Geordie and it's our fault when we are relegated by Christmas.

I'm told Bruce is up for talks today and tomorrow. That might just be me done.

At this stage I'd settle for Ashley selling every player he can get money for and just leaving us with Colback, Saivet and Joselu if it meant that he just took the money and fucked off. Play the juniors until the next transfer window.

If there's any truth in the supposed interest from Man Utd in Longstaff, I can see him being keen to fuck off too. As always it won't be as bad as some fear because it's basically impossible for everyone to go at once. But you'll probably see some of the players we rate looking a lot lower quality now.

They wouldn't even realise that actually makes them look even more stupid. They'll think they're deflecting blame on him,

Aye I am. I'm in total agreement with you too. And I don't see how there is a collective effort that I am going against. We get 50k there every game so I can only assume that we should be getting over 100k if the collective are all boycotting. In the real world, if there is an actual collective boycott of certain matches, I'm happy to join in. But just not turning up every match when the money is already paid is completely unrealistic. I can see there being a boycott of the Arsenal game if the rest of the summer goes the way we expect but I'm in Spain then so I won't be there regardless.

I can honestly believe that they haven't even considered a replacement.

Gary Monk's black and white army! Fucking pathetic.

Having to learn how many days there are in June is obviously slowing them down.

Yeah but the old one had stripes!

X-men Dark Phoenix. It apparently has performed really poorly and certainly has some continuity issues from previous X-Men films but I enjoyed it probably more than the last Avengers film. Maybe it's just because I like X-Men more in general.

The one good thing about VAR was that it meant the match ran past Love Island last night. I'd have been to tired to move off the settee to get out of the way of it.

Wor lass hasn't quite worked out that I'm paying absolutely no attention to it when it's on. She keeps making comments looking for me to come back with a response. The only response she's likely to get is turn this fucking shite off.

It would be a massive surprise if he was on target with this given his form.

I see Joselu thinks we're getting new owners.

Haven't the Chronicle already said this isn't the actual strip? As it happens I was at the beach in South Shields on Monday and I saw someone with that on. I can confirm that it looks as bad, if not worse when seen for real.

Because no cunt has any interest in talking about their tin pot club. It must get tiresome for them when other fans have no interest in them.

It's Royston fucking Vasey man, no non locals are welcome there at all. Mind there's non want to go there either.

Watched a few episodes of What We Do In The Shadows over the weekend. Not as good as the film but still very enjoyable. Matt Berry is excellent in it.