David Kelly

That blatant plot hole didn't spoil my enjoyment of it.

I really like Sixth Sense, Unbreakable and Signs but he's really gone downhill since then. I didn't mind the Lady In The Water, The Village or The Happening despite their massive flaws. But the drop off from the three before was huge.

Root confirmed as captain. No surprise.

Split. I'm in two minds about it. Good performance by McEvoy and a nice little bit at the end but I didn't really get into it.

I think what Strauss said about Root's lack of captaincy experience is bang on. England players are going to get hardly any opportunity to captain teams these days as they're always with England. Root has been backing up Cook in test matches for a while now so you have to think they've been preparing him for this moment. I can't see why they're even interviewing the other two unless it's just to have them as vice captains.

The twilight films make the fast and furious films and tower heist look like art house films by comparison.

I got forced into going to see a couple more of them with the ex too. The next two, while still shite, were a lot better than the first. But then the first part of the two part ending was one of the most embarrassing bits of cinema I've ever been forced to endure. No amounts of promised sex could persuade me to go and see the final one with her.

If you haven't watched Twilight make sure you don't. I watched the first one not knowing really what it was and thinking it was just a vampire film. Fucking horrendous.

Didn't he cover it on one of the T20 games in Bangladesh or somewhere? I'm sure he did quite well.

Yeah I have no doubt about that. I just think Stokes could provide quite a bit of humour.

Stokes would be an interesting choice.

Absolute genius

I knew nothing about it but it definitely seemed a very different beast to the rest of the marvel tv shows (and films). Looking forward to see if it can keep it up.

Legion seems promising

It is ridiculous but once you've heard your father repeat himself for the tenth time this season, the rule is a much more minor annoyance. Fuck knows what the people who sit around us think about him. I mean I'm related so I have to be more patient with him.

The reason Abeid never made it was he wasn't ever anything other than average at best. He had a couple of decent games (when the team played well) after a long time of doing nothing whatsoever and people all of a sudden started rating him. After that he went back to being poor. He's not a patch on Colback. There was no mystery about him he's just not a player who's good enough to play at even our current level. Bigi is different as he played a fair few games when he first arrived and looked like he had everything to be a Tiote who could actually use the ball. His drop off is a lot more surprising.

That confidence would make their relegation all the more entertaining if it finally happens.

Keepers being allowed to take the ball from one side of the box to the other when taking a goal kick. The rule was brought in with the intention of speeding up the game but it all it does is aid a team in time wasting. They should just have to take it from the side the ball ends up at. It's an easy rule change that could speed things up. The reason this pisses me off isn't actually the time wasting though. It's the fact that at about 90% of matches that I've been to in the years since they changed this rule, my dad has complained about it. I've heard the same thing from him hundreds of times and it's getting right on my tits.

FYP

Shh

Fucking hell, were they playing in a school playground?

Nah the little rascal has gone to the well one too many times with that one now. And it's not worth the risk with the jalapeno's on the nachos.

Well this is it. If he does stay, I think it will be because he gets the money he wants to spend. If that happens it's even more reason to think Mitro will be gone. If it doesn't then he'll be gone and it's anybody's guess.

I don't like that counter attacking is listed as a strength for them. Suggests they will sit back which certainly doesn't play into our strengths. Is Gayle going to be available?

Aldo and I both enjoyed it. Not as good as the very best war films, the start was a bit slow but the war scenes were very well done. Of all the Oscar nominated films I've seen it's certainly the one I'm most likely to watch again. Don't think any of this years nominations are really of the highest quality though.