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Spurs sign two "wonderkids" who have never played in the Prem and neither look at all physical enough for it and they have 5th "sown up"? lolz!

Woodgate & Modric Duff and ? Parker. Yeh thought so. You could have had both. However you didn't exactly ''beat'' us to Woodgate but for libel reasons I cant post why. Didn't exactly beat us to Modric either...

Suplexing a zombie onto a set of stairs thus popping it's head is something everyone should try at least once...

Not knowledge but action by 2/1st Australian Infantry Battalion

A) How is Malouda an "ace"? He's shite. Why would Barca want him?

You mean you read the thread over on NO? And Butt was just as bad tbh.

all severely overated lolz

What's Brock doing in the background there?

£15.8M?! They can have him for that. Apparently in the "world class" bracket according to a fella on N-O

I know him He must have some canny job to pay for them all...

Tom, a father-of-14, added: “I don’t know who would do with to this to Tucker.”

I'd bet £50,000 on it being Chimbonda...

In a Gadda Da Vida

Nope, got the day off

Wright Phillips Appiah

Day off today but I normally finish at 12

Bet he missed the cum shot by some distance, probably got it over the poor fucker in the other cubicle.

I got banned for having a gif image of one of Martin's goal's, pathetic. And the fact that this cunt; http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...n=profile;u=257 is a mod is laughable.

Gurantee 99% of the press who have commented on Enrique haven't seen him play and mearly go by his apperance stats.

Truley believe they have someone lined up already...

There was a case of a guy who ran through a walk in Oven and cooked his insides.

Fucking awesome band.

Ditto

Without a doubt. Honourable mention to this man, who when he was healthy had an incredibly emotional voice; Oh, and Chris Cornell is shit.

Villa to Tottenham is the worst transfer gossip I've ever heard.