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How did I miss this first time round? Cracking stuff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw48FdM_Ji8

No Aqua either. Tsk.

Be interesting to see what die hard West Ham fans think about moving. Can't see them being 100% happy about it. Could be wrong like.

Aye, I still listen to Cocteau Twins a lot. Robin Guthrie on at The Cluny in February a little bird tells me..

Someone once told me that when she was in the Sugarcubes she used to take a shit on stage during a gig. I may have dreamt that like..

I also quite like Bjork..but I think Debut (which isn't in the top 100) is better than both Post and Homogenic. So there.

The Baltic is unfortunately doing exactly what the critics up here said it would do; being pretentious, elitist, and insular. Wasted opportunity.

I don't really mind driving that much in it it's just every fucker else pissing about in it that causes the problems...usually clever shites driving too fast and crashing into each other/lamposts/the general public.

From a personal point of view, great to see Air's Moon Safari and Cocteau Twin's Heaven or Las Vegas in there. Fucking love those two albums.

I occasionally put this on by mistake (my hand is trained to head straight for the sports channels) and noticed that twat Oliver Holt was wearing a hair band the other morning. He must be in his 40s for fucks sake.

Allegednly 'monitoring' FC Cluj (still a great name) winger Modou Sougou. The fact he's Senegalese though makes me think this is nothing more than lazy journalism.

Whilst looking at the Sky tv guide last night I noticed Channel 5 were running an 1 HOUR SPECIAL on the pregnancy. That deserves a good old skool Jesus Weptaphon.

The new publicity money spinning plan for D-list celebs seems to be as follows; 1. Spend first 4 months eating tonnes of shite thus piling weight on. 2. Go on holiday and get Paps to photo 'candid' beach photos of you looking fat. Remember to wear a really unflattering and far too small for you bikini. 3. Go on This Morning and cry about how fat you are but that you're 'determined to do something about it.' 4. Get a personal trainer and DVD fitness deal. 5. Lost a shit load of weight and release DVD just in time for Christmas and Jan. 6. Repeat step 1.

While I'm on a roll of hatred; people I don't know invading my personal space. Queues in shops and cashpoints are the worst. Going to windmill someone one of these days.

I think the Christmas newsletter thing is a bit of a middle class thing. I had never heard of it till I started going out with my Mrs and her family were getting sent dozens of the fuckers inside Christmas cards. I wanted to try and do a piss take one but she barred me.

Bastid.

Two little boys. Who'd have thunk it.

If we were playing alright and creating chances and were just lacking a little bit of quality then I would agree with Pardew. But we were playing shit this season when everyone was fit, that's what worries me. Starting to hide behind the Europa and injury factors rather than deal with the real problems.

They misdiagnosed and dismissed my Mrs back trouble for years until she literately couldn't get up one morning (lazy cow) because one of her discs had popped out. A day later she was in surgery. Much better now, although it's a long term thing that has to be managed.

Yeah, watched about 3 episodes of They Think It's All....sorry...I mean League of Their Own and never touched it again. To be fair though it just had too many people on who either get on my tits or I find unfunny...Corden, Bishop, Redknapp...

My local shop is staffed entirely by lasses which makes it a nightmare for seeing blokes (young and old) trying to flirt/show off when being served. It's cringe worthy watching a 40 odd year old man give it the big I am to a not interested 21 year old lass. Every time I'm in there is at least one offender.

I've played in a 5-a-side game with him, and he is an arrogant, gobby, and lazy twat of a footballer who's answer to getting beat was to offer 18 year old lads who'd done nowt wrong outside. He's pro-Ashley because they barred him from the ground a couple of seasons back and he rang Hughton begging that he bet let back in or he would lose his job (which he would off, you can't have a local football journalist who can't get into games). Hughton managed to persuade the powers that be to let him back in. That's a double factoid.

Need an early goal. Doesn't need to be any kind of flowing move, can ricochet off Cisse's arse again for all I care, but need an early goal..

End of the world the day after if QPR spank us at home.

Just on Rolf Harris, my brother in law used to be 'in the business' as they say and he worked with Rolf on Animal Hospital. All hands apparently. Not on kids mind you, but he was far too touchy feely with the young lady crew members...