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How can our Xg be 2 when Woltemade missed an open goal, Murphy missed a 1 on 1, Bruno missed an open goal with a header and we still scored 2?

Fair few spares available for today's game. Shame I've just had to drop £300 on a pair of specs 😭

Joel Bland is a real person as far as I can tell? Not sure how accurate his sources are but he's a step up from IndyKalia at the likes

Xhaka makes their team tick. If you manage him, then you manage the rest of them. We should be ok. We just need to make sure we don't get so riled up we do something daft (ie: Gordon v Liverpool)

Aye, I love Joe, but he's clearly the most limited player out of our starting 3 CMs. If Anderson has a good WC, his cost will be astronomical though.

When you look at the Summer signings we made, Elanga, Ramsey, Wissa and Ramsdale have already proven themselves in the PL and will come good under Eddie. Nick and Thiaw were the gambles, and they already look like they've been playing in the PL for years. This is the best squad we've ever had by a big margin.

Leicester player going mad on Instagram about not being protected enough from referees. I'm surprised he can still walk after that (the massive fanny )

The 2 Gyokeres goals last night

It's early days, and it remains to be seen whether his overall goal contributions stack up against Isak's in the long term, but it's beyond doubt that Woltemade offers more to the team than Isak ever did. His link up play, close control and deft touches around the box are as good as I've seen at NUFC.

Cisse scored 6 for his amateur team at the weekend https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1980521934803644621

What a horrible cunt he is

Did you steal that off Facebook?

I've only sat in the home end at one derby, and Kieran Richardson scored a fucking screamer against us. Never again

He benefitted from a run in our team to get his confidence up. For his first 12months here he was rotating with Wilson and there wasn't much between them. Im not sure he's going to like sharing the striker spot with Ekitike (and vice versa). Liverpool have ended up with two of the best strikers in the league and will manage to huff both of them before long.

We were linked with Muniz when things were getting desperate in the Summer

There's rumours that he and Ange came to blows after the game

We have the two fastest wingers in the league and a slow striker who likes to drop deep to receive the ball to feet. It's not quite clicking up front for us atm, but big Nick needs to be higher up the pitch to benefit from Gordon and Elanga's strengths. Not a criticism of him as he's been mint so far this season, but sometimes our wingers are the furthest man up the pitch and end up with no options.

That's like saying we spent £40m on Ramsey who is a downgrade on Bruno. Murphy is 31 this season and his output last season was an anomaly compared with the rest of his career. Elanga was bought as a long term replacement and needs more than 2 months of football to learn Howe's methods and build up a bit of form.

And that's exactly why he's been sacked twice in quick succession. Going all out attack for 90mins might be great in the A league or the SPL, but it took him to 17th with Spurs and he's left Forest in 18th . Ange barely won the worst Europa League final in living memory against the worst Man Utd side in living memory but he somehow has the ego of Pep. He's also a tit with anyone that dares ask him a question. I'm glad he's been found out tbh

Miley is miles ahead of Willock now btw. He looked good when he came on and got the assist. I'd start him against Benfica

Who is this divvy?

Our entire front 6 played two internationals in midweek. Probably daft not to start with some of Barnes, Murphy, Miley, Ramsey, Willock et al

Murphy needs to start the next league game. Early days for Elanga, but he's been the least impressive of our summer signings so far.