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I have donated in the past...honest...

Wheres the donate button again??....

Anyone thinking the uk is in a position to criticise another nation on racism is leading a pretty sheltered life iyam. I hear racial slurs every week at work. One individual was referring to England's opponents in last weeks friendly as "spear chuckers" I quickly corrected him of course, stating that as Ecuador is in South America they're much more likely to use some sort of breath propelled projectile as a weapon and should be more properly stereotyped as "blow darting coke snorters"

Naa..he didnt turn up till 2130 so I expect he didnt have time to set it up...he spoke pretty much off the cuff to 200 people, not what you call a natural at that sort of gig iyam but he was good crack. We suggested if he and Terry Mac put enough money on todays Derby winner he could huy NUFC from Ashley. He laughed at us, not with us

nearly 2000 posts from Trooper and hes still not got a nibble from anyone, mackem twat anyway, am still feeling a bit pissed from last night.... witness my mate Geoff rcounting his hilarious this is your life/younger brother/toilet/"hung like a horse" anecdote to KK @ the Trinity Club in Dorchester last night

Am game

Squads have to be finalised to FIFA by 11pm tonight.....

Werent we linked with Krkic a while back?.... http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/jun/02/bojan-krkic-barcelona-ajax-milan-roma-whatever-happened

Godzilla....not a huge fan of action blockbusters but really enjoyed it. Try to see it on the biggest screen you can, the monster scenes are pretty full on, waiting for the dvd would be a bit of a waste iyam.

didnt know MLK visited Tyneside not long before he was shot... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-27629106

Am wondering roughly what time this will start?....going round 'er indoors friends' for dinner but they do live opposite a pub....

Some clubs get all the luck

not sure of Shola's done enough, missed two chances....

Bad news: Britain would be hell under Nigel Farage Imagine the Prime Minister’s bulletproof Daimler pulling up outside No 10 and out steps Nigel Farage. The purple-faced PM’s a little unsteady on his feet after a boozy lunch in the City. Bankers wanted to thank their wide boy chum turned patron for his gift of a whacking tax cut for Britain’s millionaires. Farage was happy to be among friends in the City because it isn’t going well. Patients are besieging hospitals after the wholesale privatisation of the NHS was an expensive disaster. Imposing a charge to visit a GP proved costly when people didn’t and minor complaints developed into life-threatening illnesses. Then there are the low paid workers furious after Ukip let bosses scrap paid holidays. And new mums are in tears after maternity rights were abolished so they must be back at work the week after giving birth. Quitting the European Union isn’t the picnic Farage mis-sold to voters. Unemployment’s soared since Nissan, Toyota and Honda announced they wouldn’t invest another penny in Britain. US President Barack Obama skipping Britain on his trip to Europe was bad enough. But the leaders of Brazil, China and India? Their preferring Brussels to London was hard to take. Holidaymakers are miffed too now they’ve lost cheaper mobile calls from the poolside in Spain. Probably just as well they’re not going to Magaluf this year. The queues for reintroduced passport checks are unbearable. Banning other Europeans coming to Britain no longer sounds great when thousands of Brits returned from Spain to shout at our waiters. Crime’s up after handguns were reintroduced and the armed guard at the gates of Downing Street had to be doubled. Chelsea fans hurled only insults when Farage’s Daimler sped in; limiting Premiership teams to three foreign players saw Eden Hazard’s departure and stranded Thibaut Courtois at Atletico. Imposing dress codes in restaurants sparked a social backlash after a brickie was informed “Sorry Sir, you can’t come in here. You’re an oik” on a night out with his missus. Taxi drivers are no longer laughing after a tie and shirt was made compulsory. I’ve read the last Ukip election manifesto. Welcome to Ukipland, a nastier country. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/welcome-ukipland-nightmare-vision-britain-3610179#ixzz32w7LFVnh Follow us: @DailyMirror on Twitter | DailyMirror on Facebook

You'll have the chance to ask him about his life as a nig nog.

That's going to end in tears. West Ham need to be in the premier league when they move to the Olympic stadium. I think the dildo seller's know Sam is the easiest and best way to acheive that but have half pulled the rug out from beneath him. He'll negotiate a pay off before Christmas and they'll get relegated.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aN0NdhcVEZU

Bilbao are the only Spanish club in a top ten dominated by English and German clubs that still support in huge numbers despite winning fuck all. Bilbao are ironically Spain's 3rd most successful club... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_records_in_Spain#Most_successful_clubs_overall_.28official_titles.2C_1903.E2.80.93present.29

JB opened a twitter account and started slating the club to get himself out of his NUFC contract....YT has just decided to make himself look a monumental arse to acheive the same thing.

Joey Barton just opened a Twitter account....

Debuchy had a better season than Pablo Zabaleta?.... righty-oh...

He's the key to Skys money chest for the premier league. Fuckers going nowhere.

Only Manu and Liverpool have won more honours than Ryan Giggs

We're in for Milner, Richards,Sinclair and Rodwell from man city. Milner earns 90k a week People get paid for this shit....