Monkeys Fist

Do a google search for "Northumberland spa days" Trooper. It'll bring up a stack of places. I've no idea what your budget is, but places listed include Matfen Hall, and a health club in Seahouses, so you should be able to find something suitable in there.

No woman, no cry?

Clue; The "obscure as all fuck" mystery two's intials are G.O. A.M. ( I only know this lot as I was 7-8yrs old and obsessed at the time, it was also my introduction to the shite side of NUFC, when Gordon Lee ( Who's He?), sold Supermac. Bastard. )

Aye, he's there. I'll give you a few more, you can choose which is which. Mickey Burns Tommy Cassidy Alan Gowling Tommy Craig Geoff Nulty Stew Barraclough Irving Nattrass Mick Mahoney ( tra la la la la ) Paul Cannell, fuckin' hell! Leaves the two tricky ones at the back right

Close, but we sold Barney McGrew to Scunthorpe Athletic in 1975. Kernt

Fair do. Just saw this, come on then gents, 10 shiney tinterweb points for all the players pictured. ( no google-fu allowed, obviously )

Fixed

If Burton get 6 points of the unwashed, which is not unfeasible, I will laugh like a fucking bastard.

I don't.

I'd thought she'd let Jeremy schtup her in the past, but I checked his wiki and apparently not- makes it even more baffling! Did find this gem though Has our Tubby Tory tried this yet?

ror!

I don't believe Woolfy is a cunt until I've seen it with my own eyes.

They heard there weren't any sexy ones there.

Rockets don't work in vacuums, maaan.

"Eets not rat, eets hamster!"

Rayvin's third option vote Crawlybumlick.

The days must just fly by…

Hasn't Eric Gates spent the last few years shovelling shit and managing pigs? Get him in- perfectly qualified

I felt a disturbance in the Force that compelled me to reply

Still not Dubai though, is it?

Something you rarely hear in relation to our child-bothering chums.

The minority