Monkeys Fist

Negotiations- Nicos " We have a flourishing youth programme, John, and a plan to progress with investment and player development." Carver-" Aye, aye, how far's Ayia Napa?"

"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologise."

Superb. The greatest sportsman of my lifetime, but he was so much more than just a sportsman. RIP

He would be if Porkenstein hadn't dug him up.

They were fine with it right up until the guilty verdict.

Peace and quiet?

Given that FIFA are passing all info about it to Swiss Plod and the FBI, I can't see Teflon Sepp squirming out of this one.

You might want to be sitting down before reading this utterly unexpected revelation about Sepptic and friends. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36445879

He's bloody hopeless.

"They don't serve English Tapas in here..... the fuck???Get me a Grigio, extra frozen grapes!"

Please, spoowin.

Or white, and pissed as a rat with $100... https://www.google.co.uk/amp/bossip.com/1320237/drunk-white-guy-doesnt-believe-hes-seeing-r-kelly-challenges-him-to-a-sing-off-video-43081/amp/#

If only one had such self awareness, eh?

Well said. He's far from the best defender to pull the shirt on, but his love for NUFC is evident. Good luck to him, and thanks for the plethora of comedy moments he's given us.

This is very interesting. Investigations in to Tory funding fraud of election campaigns by 11 different police forces. If proven, the election results in those cases could be void. http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jun/01/judge-grants-extension-to-police-investigation-into-tory-election

Game old bird, your Gran!

Oof!

Welcome to cunt-riddled world of the housing market.

Will Farage be joining them for "The Land of Make Believe"?

Yes, you can't. I'll send you directions of where not to go.

I paid my mates £10,000 each not to come to my three villas on my birthday. Beat that, fuckers.