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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Have a bath, then go shopping. Then have a bath.
  2. Let's be honest here, who is surprised that the knuckle draggers are struggling to see what he's done wrong, other than him straying from family members?
  3. They didn't really have any other choice. Expect 65page threads on rtg extolling the "inherently moral" values of the club. Meanwhile, we should resurrect Stokoeshop
  4. Yes. Have a bath before cutting them.
  5. http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/2291-what-are-you-watching/?p=1388900
  6. IThink of it like denpressure, except gravity is clearly nonsense, made up by Big Pharma to keep the sheeple in the dark. WAKE UP DAVE!
  7. It'd be half the price if they did one for Milton Nunez.
  8. Busy stabbing his eyes out after watching an episode of Vikings.
  9. As a mother myself, ( ) my kids know I don't function until coffee has been drunk... Although, Fist Jnr. has realised that a Hulk Smash to Dad's bollocks will jump start me. The little shithouse.
  10. And yet, he fought for custody of the Roomba.
  11. That's a bit harsh Gemmill. 7:15 isn't that early.
  12. It's better than The Affair. And I say that as someone who could watch Mrs. Brown peel.....
  13. Don't be. It's fucking dire. And I say that as someone who could watch Ruth Wilson peel spuds and still get trouser commotion.
  14. Good to see the youth upholding tradition.
  15. Bloody imigriants, coming over here, marrying our wimmins.
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