Monkeys Fist

That's because they're digital, not analogue.

Or he missed it.

CTs diet sheet for the week; 1 carrot* 1 parsnip* 1 broccoli* 12 trays of kebab meat 4 pints of goose fat for roasting *didn't have any of these, used chips instead.

Unless he's got one of these. http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/03/someone-made-a-lego-hair-bike-helmet-and-everyone-thinks-its-awesome-6168247/ Oh, and reported.

They're fucked if he takes his hat off. No one will recognise him.

*blubbering. As in Cetacean.

There's not, mind.

Fury or Fatty?

He looks like the lass was tripping her tits off. Come on, that's a piss take

Police hunt deformed freak whilst wearing fisheye lens specs.. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/30/police-hunt-man-who-attacked-girl-on-her-way-to-school-in-hackney?cmp=oth_b-aplnews_d-2 That identikit is taking the piss, mind.

Relax, he'd need people to listen to it to go full-time

He's lucky she didn't give him a good fucking kicking

Fucking hell man @@ChezGiven, I know times are tough since the crash in the foie gras markets, but you didn't need to resort to this , http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37538453 (I've got the keys to Fop's old safe house if you need it )

Practise what you troll? Please

You're right. We need someone like a Bally or a Catts to grab the game by the scruff of its neck and batter the shite out of it.

I propose we change our "walk on" music for this match from Oh Fortuna to this.

Best PM in your lunchtime?

Here's some grot for the knicker-sniffer

I'll send you a nice box of truffle butter.

Well, isn't this awkward? Guess who wasn't invited to the All Toontastic London Piss Up Weekend this summer

Who the fuck do they think they'll get instead?