Monkeys Fist

He wouldn't have if he'd landed face first.

Their moral amnesia is as pathetic as their seats are pink. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/settle-one-for-me-on-bobby-robson.540613/

Dusty in here, isn't it? RIP

Get her a dogfish. Sorted

Isn't it to counter the Gayrays from the thousands of empty pink seats in their stadiette?

The best thing about having kids, without question, is taking them to see all the animated movies, acting like its a bit of a chore to the Mrs ( who wouldn't go if life on Earth depended on it), then filling them full of the worst sweets imaginable, popcorn, Cola, and any other normally prohibited kets, watching(and thoroughly enjoying), the movie with them, then handing them over to Mrs.F with a" I've done my bit for the day, your turn" as you slope off to the local hostellry. Works every time

I work in Leeds regularly. It smells of margarine and cheap biscuits. Terrible place.

I'd use a Ned Beatty to distract them

You'll do well here.

My tent used to be a regular wild boar arse-rubbing station when I lived in the wilds. Used to freak me the fuck out, probably more due to the prodigious amounts of greenery I smoked than any malicious porcine master plan.

" His remains were found lodged in the chimney breast, having stunk up the place for weeks".

Ulysses and Ostara? Probably best off dying in a jungle, tbh.

£13.80 a sitting, then?

Use the glove detector setting?

Lads, lads, space is just a painting on the inside of the ice dome.

We're the Mags at work,We're the Mags at work, We are, We are, We're the Mags at work !

Shall we tell them?

I apolog.... Nah.

Isn't Portland hipster Central? He'll be able to dust off that horror show of a Trophyshy suit he wore on Channel 5.

The negotiations. Agent-" We've had an offer from Portland ,Tayls, I think it's the best we're going to get." Taylor - " Ah divvent fancy the south coast, full of cockneys." Agent-" No no, Portland in the Pacific North West" Taylor-" North West? Near Carlisle? Belta, I'll nip across the A69 and still be home in time for peeve." Agent-" No Steven, the Pacific North West. Across the pond, you know?" Taylor- " Whaat?? What about the tsunamis and talibans and that? No way" Agent -" It's in AMERICA man! The USA" Taylor- " Mint! Will I get to meet the Fonz? I want to meet the Fonz. I'm not signing unless I get to meet the Fonz" Agent-" Ok Steven, leave it with me...." *mutters - " Jeeeesus"