Monkeys Fist

Praise Dave

I'd hate to see Tubs lose out on his beauty sleep, Christ knows he needs it. So. FIST's GUIDE TO SLEEPING ON YOUR BACK 1. Lie on your back 2. Go to fucking sleep

There's an exception to every rule, wiping being this one.

Everything's easier sitting down.

Also needs the thumb to migrate from his head to his hand.

Estate Agents- massive lads fans.

It's very wet snow, granted.

Evolution happening before our very eyes, folks.

Not according to Stevie the Mackem it's not Snowing here in Forest Hall too.

Funnily enough, I'm off up to fix the Forth Bridge next week. Chill, Sweaties, Fist is on the case.

Sorry lads, but Spunky beat them both

You were busy.

Just finished decorating the tree, after the usual frustrations of trimming, levelling, than getting the bastard thing to actually stand up under the several tons of baublage Mrs.F. has accumulated over the years. What a fuck on!

Reminds me of Kirk Bumface

You do it on porpoise now, don't you? Btw, you know when you knock on his door each week looking for autographs, and you hear a strange, high pitched voiced shouting " He's not in!" He is.

The picture on that story looks like some Eastern Bloc hellhole.

I will be getting some kip….. some 2for1 on sundays ,man

Christ, that's better than i hoped for.

Mrs.CT-"Right kids, it's friday night, he's collapsed in the garden pissed on Aldi wheat beer, here's ten rusty bolts and an old penny, get them buried near Fatfield"

Didn't that East 17 one somehow involve a baked potato? I'm just assuming Ewerk's did

Christmas Jumpers can go and fucked, when did that become a thing? Got our festive peeve on the 20th, after a nightshift. Should be fun......

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