Monkeys Fist

Wont anyone think of the lobsters???

Aye, this fucking waste of skin is plumbing the depths here - using the deaths of two "mates" to attempt to excuse his ubercuntery, when in reality it simply adds to it.

His true name is

Finally, a fellow enthusiast. I thought I was the only one on here. What do think of this? I've got loads more. Also, we'll get howked.

Don't panic! The sheeps will scare them off.

First thing @@trophyshy has nailed in ages

He's had more than his nose in the trough.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/5-general-random-conversation/?p=1363949 Going a bit beyond wankerism, tbh.

Take another one.

Nice one 69! Hope all goes well mate

Yeah, my teens.

My general attitude to the Egg Chasers

I can't remember using these

Aye, much worse than the slatey diesel-soaked shite filling your lungs.

Hair looks like smoke, also, bonus points for forearm bingo wings.

It can have that effect

A water pipe , aka a bong.

2nd date?

I'm just going to leave this pic of boiled gammon here, no reasons.

Poked the wrong wrinkle.