Monkeys Fist

Can you imagine Greg Davies as Mr. PM

Thank you for telling me how to do it. Mercifully, briefly.

Also Claudia Cardinale Isabella Rossellini

Or this filth bucket

Nice. I imagine that as we speak, Dr. Evil is instructing his copyright lawyers to find a way to fuck over whoever is running this.

Aye, we're literally shit.

If we went off word count, certain members would knock them into a sharkskin bag. Ifyouknowwhattamean

I think I may be developing an older Italian woman fetish.... It's Sophia Loren, btw.

Pot is stirring nicely.

My work here is done. Edit: ( I hope you declined btw, Catmag would batter you daft. )

Right in the Octopussy, up to the thunderballs. Etc.

Love how now, anyone that even slightly disagrees with Cuntychops, gets accused of ...... Oh no....... ....not that! "Typical N-O poster". How long we looking at before he offers someone out?

Bong Bang

Unlike Ruiz- for now.

My daughter is currently obsessed with that Lego Ninjago palaver.

Those last 5 words are all the answers we need.

I have just read that Monica Bellucci is cast as a Bond Girl in Spectre. Let's take a moment to study her outstanding bone structure.

Something something , ball control, something something, keeping it tight in the box, something, hur hur, etc.

At home, reading shit books. Ffs

Guilty- poor defense. There's a shock.

I win.

Diahorrea of a Nobody Watershit Down The Ring of Shitewater.

Brickshithouse Lane

The Running Man.

Works every time.