Monkeys Fist

Had a Lolerpool mate texting me smugly before the game. Haven't heard a fucking peep out of him since

Ka-chomp.

Speak for yourself, Bravado.

I finished work tonight, went to pick up the kids from Granny Fist's, to be asked if they could sleep over. RESULT! Picked up Mrs. Fist, told her the crack, she says, let's go to the pub and then go for a meal. RESULT! Just seen this result, and I'm off to bed soon. I am definitely getting arse tonight

21g , btw

No need for filthy language!!

How do you go about weighing your poop chute?

He's still an ugly cunt, mind.

I watched it with the Fistlets, saw the trailer and thought" Baby animals, aye, they'll love that" Fuck me..... The Geese!

Is that also the comedy-free comedian Justin Lee Collins at the extreme left?

"Try not to be rude, you know nowt sloth. "

Ex Mrs. Essemmbee's stated reason in the divorce papers.

Starting offers from £34.67 please.

Threat averted.

Going to Woodstock MUSTN'T FORGET MY TRIANGLE, MAN!

As drum solos go, this is how it should be done ( although it's more a percussion break than a solo). The musician cum faces are top of the range, too

Bang her mate, then. If she's going to be angry, give her something to get angry about.

Well, fuck me.

I blame the resignation of that Scotch Labour bird.

Bushmills.

Cream- shit.

I'd piss myself if Ashley fucked off and bought them.