Monkeys Fist

Everone- But how, you geet whopper? Woltemackem…

The PL brass , who are so desperate to rake in more filthy lucre they even suggested playing games in the US, could make millions if they just changed the rules to “ 3 Pots In”.

Me not know.

Hence his nickname, Imodium Pope.

Here man- fuck off you miserable mackem shithouse.

BUJ Bless you @essembeeofsunderland, wherever they’ve buried you.

Beatty joined in 2018. Guess how many posts he made in the League Final thread

Beatty and Woltemagic seeing who can be the least obvious trolls tonight…

Dan Burn has more CL goals this season than Isak.

https://twitter.com/magpiejoe_/status/1986166797389996083?s=46&t=w4r-LqU0SUcmGlTte5DwxQ

Captain Positive has climbed out of his midden, then?

BDB! Get in!

Fyp

Dumped my trailer so im parked no problem, had a massive shite, shower, first half then bait. The gods are smiling on us the neet! COME ON!!!!!!!

You can say “the word” now, you know. @catmag is too busy flogging her worn grundies to bother much with us nowadays

It’s not as dodgy as Cork.

It’ll probably involve passing seamen, although it’s worth pointing out that to a Sevillan, that means a transient maritime worker, whereas to a mackem, it’s what happens 10 minutes after your Dad pops by to say hello.

If you do pluck up the courage to visit the War Zone CT, it’s vital you ingratiate yourself with the locals. Buy a Guinness top hat, dress like a leprechaun, adopt a terrible attempt at the accent, and tell them jokes… … “How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None!” etc. I’d look for Airb&b in Divis Tower as a base. Super friendly place.

Considering how it’s meant to set in stone, it’s a load of amendments. Not that Mango Mussolini takes the least bit of notice of any of it.

Had to do a safety refresher today. Apparently the answer to “ What steps would you take if the trailer became detached unexpectedly whilst you were parked.” is not “fucking big ones”.

Nice work if you can get it, I suppose?