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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Birthday partys at soft play centres. Full of feral little twats and their cuntish parents. Which wanker came up with these? Oh my fucking god. There's a fucking disco now. Kill me.
  2. Hoy!! Back off bitch, Winona is mine.
  3. So I take it you haven't tamped and levelled the plot? Might as well plant some veg in it man, you'll never finish it
  4. Healthy eating , at least. And what's your excuse for not finishing the "lawn"? It's doomed now like.
  5. As sad as it is for his family, there's something inherently comical about this whole episode. And aye Big W, that has to be the shittest charity to die for
  6. Shot yourself in the foot there like
  7. I've just got a new telly, not set it up yet. In seriously considering putting my foot through the old one if Terry collects the cup in his strip.
  8. Because you're a fat blob?
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