Monkeys Fist

I love how all these sitters assume my arse to be dirtier than finger blasting your granny. In normal conditions, I'm a three-wipes-and-clean chap. I could also explain how easy and natural it is to raise your arse from the filthy germ-laden bog seat without buttering the cheeks, but is there any point?

It's not just my conscience that's clean.

....... As he's wearing a nappy

Hope you were wearing wellies.

Been off them a month now. Feel much more energetic.

A sitter walks into one if these whilst on holiday ..... " Maaaaaam! Finished .....Heeeeeelp!"

I notice this kind of shit .....

Is a bi fold a posh name for a mangina?

Given the abuse it went through the night before, a wash is small beer.

Redeemed.

That place is quite disturbing. Bit like one of those shouty evangelist loons you get in city centres, except in his case, it's a deserted city.

It was

...... See what you mean like ........

Bollocks

Woodgate and Dyer are fine though, eh

I'm off to crack a cold one open, right now.

Having studied both team's form and style closely, my considered opinion is that we will tear these sheep shagging leek munchers a new one. 2-3

I'd have this as the model for any Harvey statue. Can't remember who funded the SBR statue, I think it was the Fatman though. Wonder if he'd go halfers on one for Joe, if the fans could raise the other half for it? If even half the match day fans put a quid in we'd not be far off raising enough I reckon.

The sad thing is,if we did put up a statue of Harvey, I reckon there'd be a significant proportion of fans who wouldn't have a clue who he was.

Sorry, I left it under the pillow.