Monkeys Fist

A mackem ridiculing us … oh the delicious irony. Two words - Canio & Di.

Thompson/Thompson/Haddock

You have ...... Remember that freakishly large penis that you reduced to 12 inches?

Fuck me.

Console yourself with the knowledge that when his new mrs. meets you, she'll instantly regret her haste, and know she's settled for inferior goods. Works for me

Up at Newton by the Sea C*th. I'd normally give a Sunday wedding a wide berth too PaddockLad, but its a bank holiday Monday so it's a free pass

Wrong approach- turn round, bend over, take it like a man. Eventually, you'll get used to it.

About 37 a day- twice as many as you

Don't worry- I'm not. Took today off and having a proper BH weekend, including a wedding in Northumberland on Sunday.

As if you know what a carpet is.

Wonderful. And this is worthy of its own thread because .....?

Aye, I was chewing my pen thinking " Just fucking shut up man, and we can all go home!"

Cars have evolved over the decades, human bodies haven't. Hence the speed limits staying what they are. It's not that hard to stay within the limits tbh. ( I say this from the pov of someone with 6 points , for two speeding tickets , 36mph and 34mph- I can't afford to get done again so I stay below, you get used to it remarkably quickly ).

Was I alone in the last episode thinking, "No, keep em on!" when it looked like Sansa Stark might be about to get nekkid ?

There's also a regular mobile camera on Haddricks Mill rd. between the Millstone pub and Matthew bank. This site tells you where and when mobile cameras will be http://safespeedforlife.co.uk/

You'd have to be a terrible shot to miss that mammoth of a moob mountain.

It's not hidden. It parks outside the Leazes Court flats, opposite the old barracks. Still a pain in the hoop. Are they giving you the option of a speed awareness course?