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Monkeys Fist

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  1. I think I nailed it in post #2.
  2. Has anyone actually been to the Glass museum? I went there once to price some work, it's a cafe, tat shop, and a couple of hippys blowing bowls and whatnot. It's location too… would be like sticking the Sage on the ropiest part of Benwell.
  3. Tourist to region " I fancy a day looking at the rich heritage of the North East, shall I go to the Roman Wall, take in some stunning castles on the Northumbrian coast, Durham Cathedral, or maybe spend the day in Newcastle soaking up its incredible Georgian architecture and the Norman Castle… … nah, fuck it, I'll go see a folly built on a barely perceptible hill fort near Sunderland. "
  4. Mackems will be furious they can't even beat us in fines.
  5. Just seen a Blue lady, on St.Thomas' Street, like this guy… Naturally, I chased her down the street shouting " Burn the Witch!"
  6. Because they can count the number of league clubs he's managed on one hand.
  7. Monkeys Fist

    Muamba

    Of his own free will.
  8. Aye denying it's her whilst simultaneously sending her lawyers to the addresses of any sites hosting it to insist they remove it. What a female boss. It's a gagging order. Oh irony how I love thee.
  9. Anyone fancy a punt on how many " MON OUT!" threads there'll be on RTG ( the classiest website in the world, ever, inherently etc etc).
  10. Monkeys Fist

    Muamba

    "Worship The Mighty Twig, ye sinners"
  11. Pink Floyd - Have a Cigar (mkII)
  12. Sofia Vergara in Esquire's latest..... And lest we forget.........
  13. Only Tea Set/ Meggadeath left - clue they've already been mentioned in this thread
  14. Monkeys Fist

    Muamba

    The case against religion clicky
  15. Beautifully put. If she was faffing about with my johnson, putting it on the bridge of her nose,she'd faint from the stench.
  16. Monkeys Fist

    Muamba

    Well given it's a conclusion I've reached on my own and I'm not currently recruiting young fitties I think I'm safe from the tanks shooting fire for now. I'd revise my statement to 'find your own path' for risk of being labelled a hippy again. Sorry, couldnt resist, good photo though Tbh mate, I hate putting people into boxes, Not what I'd heard , you hippy-hating psychopath
  17. Van Halen - yes Rats- right country ,wrong band.
  18. Monkeys Fist

    Muamba

    They are in the US. Not here though. Who decides? Xenu
  19. Monkeys Fist

    Muamba

    Of course. Not a religion,are they
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