Monkeys Fist

I'll bet you were there, in your black turtle neck and shades, digging the crazy beats, you hepcat love when shitey trendy bars try to do things to set themselves apart. In Koo's case, it's looking like a hong kong brothel. Fittingly, it's full of right japs eyes

No offence to you personally cos I dont know you but that just sounds like happy clappy land. If you have an alternative that you think had a chance of winning a real election in the next five years Im all pies. Life has never and will never being fair. It is all about and always will be about survival of the fattest. tidied

Wait, what? I'd hope their hands are in one of the thirds

"Spare heads for goalposts, isn't it?"

He's been a fucking shambles since the death of The Swing, poor lad.

I haven't a clue tbh. If its in the UK, then it's pre-1989, at least. Judging by the maturity of the trees, I'd say it was abandoned well before then.

CT on his way to the kebab shop tomorrow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObZtjW5-R9A&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Altogether now… My oneskin lies over my twoskin My twoskin lies over my three…

SoL next year.

Go on then… West Ham manager Sam Allardyce talking about his side's promotion hopes on Football Focus: "This is a big job and a big ask, to gain promotion in the first season. Turning a football club around that gets decimated by relegation is a tough task, but we are in a really good position. This is a dreams industry, a creative industry and I'm a very creative person. The essence of this football club is to win games of football by entertaining people, particularly home fans. We haven't entertained our fans at home as much as we would have liked. If there is much criticism, I have a rhino skin and then an elephant skin if it gets really bad. I have two skins!" Double the skins again Sam, you fat prick.

3-3 at City. Fucking hilarious!

Go on then…

When exactly is it bearable?

3-1 to the tramps. Bennett pissed on the Variety Club bus home.

How Gary Bennett ever got a job on the radio never ceases to amaze me. He sounds like has to think about every word before he speaks. Serious question- is he a bit dolly dimple?

What was his dad called then?

You fucker! Thought that might get at least two wrong answers

The first black player for Celtic FC had a more famous non-footballing son. Name the son.

Happy Birthday Hog, better late than never

How would you feel CT, if the local authority was instructed by Dave to lower the taxi rates?

Insensitive joke. Anything but funny?

Serves you right for painting it Villa's colours, you chubby demolition merchant.

Poor bastard. Hope he makes a full recovery.