Monkeys Fist

Sorry Sammynb, I didn't understand your last post , can you explain it? ( in several short , one-line posts )

It's actually scary how much of a resemblance there is.

Glenn

Sounds like a backhanded compliment if ever I heard one! Just to be clear, you in no way fall under the " Eights" category. No no no no noooooo… You'd be classed as a Glenn.

HMS Nork Royal you Catmag, flagship of the fleet

So have we love, so have we.

Speaking of tits on a pig, one of our work codewords is "eights", used when a fine pair of norks is espied upon a rank nork transportation module. Eight being the number of tits on a pig.

Looks like her head has been stuck on a random body here I thought she was a pig beforehand, and still do.

Scottish whale stranded on beach. Tragic.

Oz beetles shagging themselves to death… On beer bottles. WTF?

Let's say she'll make $10-20 million from all the above mentioned. Would anyone here do 4 years inside if you knew you were going to get £ 5-10 million at the end?

"Leave it Steve, they're not worth it, you can play a song of your own to get back at them when we beat them!" Wynner

Yay! Bunga bunga party!

Might have a trip on the stinking thing just to see if I can meet this guy, sounds top notch.

So he's retired then.

You must do all right for yourself then, right? I knew this slur on the honour of Blyth's cliterati wouldn't go unpunished. Brave Sir Fish rides to the rescue, cravat flapping in the wind and a trail of Asda vouchers marking his path. Beware ye scoundrels!

The murderess or the Blyth slappers?

Too easy! :lol:

Aye.... black lass is wearing a wig

These things are feckin ridiculous Munchkin Cats When they're dead they make excellent draught excluders mind.

Speaking of Lakes… Clicky Fucking quackers!