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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Bitch be flakin’ an perpetratin’.
  2. Is that the same Lembit Opik that was nuts deep in a Cheeky Girl, those paragons of appropriate performance?
  3. Mild frisson at the possible appearance of ABBA there, but no… Two owld boilers and a bearded lady instead.
  4. Could be worse- could be a Kid Rock gig.
  5. Honesty man, her being from a country that’s openly committing genocide is the least of her problems. from the BBC “As she takes the stage, Golan won’t be thinking about the political storm surrounding her entry, but of her pet chihuahua, Leo, who she says is the love of her life.”
  6. Speaking of daft dialects, @wykikitoon, make sure Callum’s kid doesn’t give you any grief.
  7. “ Holy Goodnight” ” Is she havin’ a laugh?” Top commentary from @ewerk there, to be sure x2, so it is.
  8. If/when we peddle Miggy, he goes with my best wishes tbh. Clearly not quite up to scratch now, but he’s one of those lads I can’t help but like. If his skill matched his effort he’d be a world beater, but it doesn’t. Best of luck to him wherever he goes.
  9. Moyes taking the applause at his last home game as Wistaaaahm boss. Leaving at end of the season… In totally unrelated news https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68985701
  10. I’ve got some pig, sheep and bird marinating in the fridge for tomorrow’s lunch of Greek meat kebabs, dolmades, deep fried halloumi bits and a few salads. Watermelon, fresh mint and feta is on the cards for the rabbit food bowl.
  11. The Heed have just gone 1-0 up at Wembley just before HT, if anyone wants an excuse for CANS!
  12. Aye well Need to absolutely fucking pagger Ten Pence’s group of 11 individuals mid week then. 5-0 to us I’d say, just for a change
  13. Speaking of speed bumps …
  14. This lad here is one of my old workmate’s grandsons. Poor kid is from Blyth , absolutely worships BDB, who has gone over and above with this initiative, according to said mate.
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