Monkeys Fist

Does this remind you of anyone?

Does not apply in Wearside

Bloke flatlines when under, Catmag whips em out and and initiates BFM procedure. Bloke recovers. Magic

Full of pit shavers. You'll love it Jan.

Appleby Horse Fair is on thus weekend, so Darlo will be a ghost town.

Proper camel-toe on the lanky one.

Pipe down Porky

I should know. I'm French Puff

Since May 17th I have been hanging off a gas storage vessel on the West Coast,getting blown horizontal by up to 50mph winds, whilst attempting to cut inspection hatches in the fucker. Back over there tomorrow for more Love it!

He can't be referring to us then

Rusty tache KSA? Do you Rim on the Runs too you dirty beggar?

I should know. I'm French Puff

Speaking of fucking magpies, you most definitely would...

Hope you had a good one Ant.

Style Mick's Boiler- comments please?

They're all dying to meet me, but I'm just a big Fecking tease.

Can't even claim Haggis, it's variously Lancastrian, French, Roman or Greek. Wikiclicky (I know, Wikipedia, but anything that winds up the PWs has to be true )

Blatant Lezza you like. * cue snakey going into convulsions. *

I just noticed the day you signed up. Are you a terrorist sympathiser? I am Bin Laden.

Do you mean facially Cath? Where's her face?

Been there Catmag. Sharp left hook in response and they don't do it again. Aaaaaanyway… Ay Caramba!

And the boiler's evils