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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Xisco, in the dressing room, with the 14 inch strap on.
  2. especially if we're sat at a work computer getting paid to do it
  3. Definition of Middle Class = the last two pages of this thread
  4. Mary Gregson, dead? Oh noes! Deed
  5. This may be the cause of any confusion Gary Megson,Actor Dies
  6. Think it's the boxer -Gary Mason. See general chat yes gemmill thread
  7. Hope they have regular tea breaks can't imagine them watching that closely anyway Need strengthened mirrors.
  8. True, but I wouldn't say he was one to get depressed about either ( not implying you are there btw) He's decent at free kicks, would allow Barton to move inside. And is a replacement for spuds-bound Routledge.
  9. I'd say you're a cunt looking to brag about your business. Kevin'd Plus 1 Except you didn't have the wit. Working class pleb tbh
  10. Not sure the scene you mean, but I do now picture you as a disembodied head, like Holly.
  11. I was raised in a council house, parents were manual workers, went to state school. Worked in various environs, now run my own business. Everything I have I've worked for. I speak with a strong Geordie accent, but I don't use slang. Drink beer in pubs, mainly wine at home. What am I? I'd say I'm still working class, but moving inexorably towards the middle.
  12. I've seen that bonce. Enough to make your poop hit reverse gear.
  13. I'm quite liking Cee Lo Greens efforts atm.
  14. You know that summer piss-up I came to when my head was guiding three kings from afar? Well as incandescent as my head was then, that is how my tongue is now. Fuck me I should learn that when it says "Let the pot stand for 1 minute", you should really do just that. I have that printed on my toilet bowl
  15. A mans bailieys is a shot of bailieys and a shot of whisky in the top (the same one Baileys is made from). Jameson's I think. Although a man's Baileys is surely just a neat whisky. Edit: Or whiskey, to be precise. Amen.
  16. Just out if interest, does anyone if there's a low fat Baileys?
  17. The ladies need things to fill their pretty little heads.
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