Monkeys Fist

Yorkshires are like crystal meth for my 3yr old, so for the first time ever, they will be making an appearance. Little junkie beeatch.

I agree, wanker.

Well, it is a Newcastle board I'm surprised no-one's put Jesus C in the retired section, we do so love our Messiahs.

Looking at the way votes are going, can I suggest a closing date is fixed for this particular poll?

Nice touch from a top bloke. Would love to see him back here in the future- " Unfinished business". Merry Christmas Mr. Hughton

They do everything supersize in Texas.

Current; W. Sneijder Past; Cantona. Sublimely brilliant, madder than a bag of otters.

You got my vote Jimbo. I think you should be made Honorary Onanist of the Board.

Parky muttering to himself,"Wish I'd never fecking bothered, Cernts!" Rub in temples Parky-

Same here. +1

Stevie by a country mile. Surpised Accadacca isn't in mind

Does he post enough tho? To busy "appreciating" the minge.

Just seen the poll- Gemmill it is then, wickedly funny

Besty, for the wrist breaker that is The Belta Minge Thread.

Good question Parky! I wouldn't be keen on handing it to anywhere in Africa, simply because it wouldn't get to where it was needed. I'd probably give it somewhere recovering from disaster like Thailand.

In 1923 jockey Frank Hayes died of a heart attack during a race. His body stayed on his horse, Sweet Kiss, which won the race, making Frank the only jockey to win a race dead.

And "stewardesses" is the longest word you can type with only your left hand (if you're doing it proper and that). Stewardesses and one-handed typing? Who'd a thunk it?

Close with Zygote Fish. It's a Jism cell. Scientific name- Spernk.

How you eavesdropped on one of Leazes' conversations? Serious answer it's a palindrome Yes to both. The largest human cell is the female ovum. Any guesses what the smallest is?

Speaking of Donkeys, standing normally, a donkey can see all four of it's feet. What's unusual about the following phrase; "Nurse, I spy Gypsies! Run!"

There are over 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body.

You might like this Stevie, it's a gallery of the Victoria Tunnel that runs under the city. Clicky

Lazarus being the exception to the rule.

http://www.newcastle.gov.uk/core.nsf/a/msl_bridges You'll have to get your waders on Stevie.