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Thursday, same day as my interview Oh right you were being sarcastic I never mentioned my birthday anywhere Bar the opening post. Good luck with the jab The blood on your cock? Respect Dude, i think you'll find i never mentioned anything about my birthday. For all the world wide web knows i could be coming back from a driving ban. So that sir is you officialy own3d. O'Reilly???

Bungholio!

Valkyrie- I won't spoil it by revealing the ending.

Oh right you were being sarcastic I never mentioned my birthday anywhere Bar the opening post. Good luck with the jab

You haven't mentioned your birthday in a while- when is it again?

These things take time Horror and revulsion at the grotesque and deformed is an instinctive reaction, the poor man was probably in shock. They're more used to society's "special" people at McD's , so if you can stop wobbling for a few seconds, they'll happily do it. Get your carer to pick out the shit and smeg from behind your fingernails- it's all image at interviews.

Don't bother- it's beyond you. Know your limits

Selling cos you can't reach the buttons?

Full of puddings?

What kind of fucked up bizzaro world did I wake up in today? Stevie asking for a Yank ref? Thank god he put ref at the end, eh?

It'll be all those oh so funny PMs you keep sending , you little cunt. For the second time- stop sending me messages you little Winnit.

Plenty of nice tarts about though, eh Full of puddings.

That mullet should carry a pelanty.

Feel like a hollowed out shell of a person- the sleepless nights are taking effect with a vengeance. Grafting inside a fucking bakery today didn't help matters. Other than that, top of the feckin world.

Depends on whether you're the offender or the victim Kevin so desperate to loose his virginity he'll let a Gypsy horse rape him...

Calzone?

I love Erdinger, absolutely cracking beer. I'm ecstatic the match is on Sunday btw, I'm at a wedding tomorrow - but at least I can now avoid any awkwardness by fucking off to watch the match. Me, not so much I helped a guy out by switching onto Sunday for him. and he's going Dragon Boat-ing Get it sorted;

Nowt wrong with monkeys you Hinterbackenliebhaber.

Nor can they, I'd guess.

To the right- Bloke?

and that does my head in. The system is clearly fucked if that can happen. They even went on to tell the presenter how they borrow £2000 each December "so the kids can have all the right labels". Im sure most reasonable people, regardless of political persuasion, realise that benefit pay outs like this are just perverse. I take my hat off to the people who go out to work, even though they could get virtually the same staying at home on benefits. I agree whole heartedly on this. For many years myself and Mrs. Fist grafted and brought in not much more than this. Never did we even consider 'claiming' even though we could have. Not for any reason other than simple self respect. Not sure what my point is, but hey Ho, the booze is in charge. I was once up in front of the Magistrates for missing one payment of a traffic fine. At the time I was grafting as a chef, the Mrs was studying for her Degree and working P/T in a call centre. The case before me were a pair of Chavs, who hadn't paid their fines( for D.A.D and Breach of the Peace) for months. They listed their income and expenses, income being benefits, expenses were payments on Tv, Sky, PS2, Hi Fi - all 'luxury' items. Their living expenses- rent, council tax etc were untouchable as they were all paid by the state. After everything was accounted for, they were asked to pay £5:00 per month between them on an outstanding fine of £1500+. Their solicitor got it down to £2:50 a month-£1:25 each. I had missed 1 payment on a £650 fine. I was given the option of settling the full amount or 28 days inside. I paid, but said my piece and was told I could be fined for contempt. The Magistrate gad the good grace to be thoroughly embarrassed as they said this. Ohhh, still pissed.