Monkeys Fist

Yes you can call them that if it makes you really angry to call them hills/mountains/results of orogenesis, personally it's more a matter of perspective. No anger, just the accepted term. The Fell and Rock Club Wainwright's Guides to the Lakeland Fells Fell Running etc Hey Ho where you been lately Foppy? Up a mountain somewhere

I'm Spartacus... No im sparticus Oh, go on then ...... I'm Spasticus Autisticus. Artisticus, shirley? Not according to Mr. Dury , "I wiggle when I piddle as my middle is a riddle I'm Spasticus I'm Spasticus I'm Spasticus Autisticus" Genius Googled it and you're right goddammit. Must have been the cockney accent that fooled me. * plays the anti-cockney card to get out of jail * Cockernee card accepted Kitman *spaz*

A favourite of mine starts with Cat Bells, follow the ridge all the way over Maiden Moor, up to Dale Head, then drop into the valley and back for a pint at the Swinside Inn.

Yes, except they're called Fells.

Eye lyk it. Yew mus be ded intellyjunt.

He's been sacked. Gave too many punters the wrong burgers.

Can't say I'd be too disappointed if Argentina don't stand a chance I can see it now- England 1-1 Argentina. Quarter final. 90th minute. Gerrard wins a penalty with a blatant dive. Beckham puts it away. Terry Butchers head explodes with delight.

ok

I'll second that

British men have more stamina in bed than foreigners, study finds Last Updated: 7:04AM BST 16/10/2009 British men have more stamina between the sheets than their foreign counterparts – lasting just 10 minutes, a study has found. GETTY IMAGES British men last longer in bed than their foreign counterparts, a study has found Researchers in Holland measured the sexual performance of nearly 500 men from five countries against the clock. They found that British men had sex for 10 minutes on average before reaching an orgasm. American men came second with an average performance of eight minutes, followed by the Dutch with a 6.5-minute innings. Spaniards were fourth, giving their lovers 4.9 minutes of pleasure, while Turks trailed in last, clocking up an average 4.4 minutes. One man, whose nationality was not identified, lasted just six seconds, the study by experts at Utrecht University in the Netherlands found. However, another participant in the research put in a 52-minute performance before peaking. A spokesman told The Sun: "The UK had the longest time. We found no major difference in those who used condoms. But men who drank alcohol before sex tended to last longer." The study, published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, was examining premature ejaculation. The condition is medically defined as the inability to last more than a minute. Forty per cent of British men are thought to suffer from the condition.

*Stephen Hawkings voice*. "pass the lard, bitch"

This story's been blown up way out of proportion.

Nice one. I assume Tonga escaped the Tsunami that recently devastated Samoa? Aye, they sat the King on the beach. Island saved.

I'm Spartacus... No im sparticus Oh, go on then ...... I'm Spasticus Autisticus. Artisticus, shirley? Not according to Mr. Dury , "I wiggle when I piddle as my middle is a riddle I'm Spasticus I'm Spasticus I'm Spasticus Autisticus" Genius

fuckin hell, sketchy Three men walk into a bar. There's a Mackem, a Priest, and a Paedophile. The other two blokes weren't much better. Coats on!

I'm Spartacus... No im sparticus Oh, go on then ...... I'm Spasticus Autisticus.

Bloody Hell! Bet the little bugger is loving it! He still up there?

So, Redheugh is Dilbert/Sheard, Hova is Jesus/Jehova/Thompers/Lee Christmas Tree is a mentally ill Fop-a-like onanist. Kid Dynamite is J69 Anyone else got Multiple Personality Disorder?

Aye, it's a coffee-spitter

Extreme pic-nicing

Fucking Hell!