Monkeys Fist

"If the team can be seen to be making progress, then the fans will be happier and Newcastle will be far more viable as a selling proposition" Oh will we, now?

FWIW I qwould like to see the 1st half given over to a vocal tribute to SBR. 2nd mind tear into the Fat Fucker.

On a job at the moment where the Latchway engineer is the spit of JFK. Ironically he's also a total cowboy and shit at his job.

Patrick Stewart looks like my mate.

Krul- I want his babies.

Farewell to an Absolute Gent. Agree with Craigs comments about Memorial service at SJP, but not sure if this would conflict with any religious belief Sir Bobby had, if any? If SJP is not possible, Durham is magnificent. I'm sure we'll make our first home game an unofficial Memorial to the man anyway.

Drink, wank/shag, drink, wank/shag, etc, etc

It's our dreams, being blown away.

Filthy birthday Jimbo. The Clunge is out in force in Brum in your honour.

In Brum this week. Tis a breast fest of gargantuan mammaries of every colour available. Gig-Giggedee-Goo!!!!

All the very breast.

Lads from N.O are discussing over that. That'll be interesting.

Boolsheet.

Cake and Jelly !

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his tears with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition: And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That wept with us upon Sir Bobby's day. Amended slighly but.... Goodbye Sir Bobby, we were privileged indeed to have you.

Whatever you do to the odious Twat, claim you thought he was going to hit you- plead self defence. Innocent!

Surely you must, on occasion, want more than just a 2 hour distraction from a movie? Which is when he borrows these Midget gangbang 23 OAP and gagging for it 2 (raiders of the hairy arse) big titted housewife next door from Jimbo.

Before my mother died, she was alive too! That can't be just coincidence.

where is it in town, I think my mate wants to try it. I will have to tell him about the apparent stink he gives off though to, and see if he still wants to after. It's on Piss Take Lane, just off Wind up st. Sorry mate, couldn't resist

Sorry, nostalgia fest Nimble, me Mam used to buy it but it was 'her' bread. Tried it once when she was out, rank!

It might be "Bernards Creperie", in town........

They have talking office furniture in Thailand?

Sounds like crepe to me.