Monkeys Fist

Waste of shoes tbh

Happy Birthday 3 pts!

This reminds me of the time ,long ago, when we had student teacher in chemistry at school. Told him I'd heard of a brown powdered substance, normally found in suspension. it's formula(or whatever the correct term is) was C.O.C.O.A. The poor sod had it written on the board and was puzzling over it for a good half hour before 'Sir' walked in a bollocked us.

gonna pull?

Alex, I'm looking for a Christmas present for my Dad. He likes The Macallan, Highland Park, Oban and Laphroaig. Can you recommend anything? I'm interested by this Welsh whisky as something different. Have you tried The Black Rory? It's a Northumbrian Blend, but very good. Sold at Tynemouth market, and at Northumbrian Gifts on t'interweb. guess I could've put that better

www.coquetwhisky.co.uk

give everyone else doubles.

Alex, I'm looking for a Christmas present for my Dad. He likes The Macallan, Highland Park, Oban and Laphroaig. Can you recommend anything? I'm interested by this Welsh whisky as something different. Have you tried The Black Rory? It's a Northumbrian Blend, but very good. Sold at Tynemouth market, and at Northumbrian Gifts on t'interweb. Try the Balvenie 12 yr old Doublewood too.lovely

Agree, with all of that, can't understand why the zealots aren't storming that rascist publications offices right now Also the CPS were pretty clever I reckon (and his defence lawyer was incompetent) but he was charged with Rascist OR Offensive chanting, the Mido/Paedo reference would be considered offensive so he was fucked on that one, but if it was me I'd have fought like fuck to get the bullshit rascist word removed. Exhibit A being a copy of Private Eye. That's probably why they only got two of them. Just two of them were probably daft enough not to deny everything. I think he admitted it, his son denies it

strange that

You sure about that?

Well not pissed off per say, more sulking. She said "Ill pick you up at midnight" WHAT? You will fucking not! I did tell this las to fuck off, well not as many words like, but I told her not to contact me. I am now thinking its not this lass. One text last night said "Ill meet you there tom night " Now, only people at work know I am out tom night, Ive asked them and none of them have texted me, so who the fuck has? I am fucking sick man, sick! and every fucker on here

gets my vote.

Look up wanker on wiki, it has a picture of this waste of skin.

Amen. If that's the case Chris Martin is Pheebs. does that mean I would do Chris Martin? "do him!" do him? Or just do him? in a stink up her smelly cat kind of way. Gwyneth Paltrow's his smelly cat right? Stink her right up.

Amen. If that's the case Chris Martin is Pheebs. does that mean I would do Chris Martin? "do him!" do him? Or just do him? in a stink up her smelly cat kind of way.

Amen. If that's the case Chris Martin is Pheebs. does that mean I would do Chris Martin?

I did that. I am not stupid. I want to prove to my gfriend she can trust me and leaving my phone about is that especially after what went on. This lass hasnt texted me for over a week now so I thought it was dead and burried, obviously not. She is still nervous from last time but she was getting better and if I dont have anything to hide, why hide my phone? Why not break all her fingers? Then you can leave your phone/smoking gun lying about( showing she can trust etc....) and by the time her hands have healed, you can fuck the other stalker off.

Amen.

Sorry to hear that. tell you what tho, you must have forearms like Arnie now Given what you must spend on kleenex, it'd be cheaper to get yourself a lass!

no, but the ref should be able to pepper spray the cheating fuckers

subtle as a brick!

If that program isn't the creation of some fucker high on acid, I don't know what the hell is... the Hah Boos man, they get inside your head Maaaaan

Check out the other "pourquoi" clips, brilliant .Bacon..