Monkeys Fist

I have a tie. Spooky

Shittest Tatoo candidate? WTF is it?

This. Have hods of lurve etc for the wee man, but time to move on a bit. Mind, Shearer/Keegan combo, whilst totally impractical and pie in the sky, would make me do a sex wee.

Is that the one directed by Duncan Jones/Zowie Bowie?

Phew! That's ok then, it must be 100% genuine. We can all relax and stop worrying

Watched "Who Do You Think You Are" last night with Kate Humble. Turns out she's a Geordie! Her Great Grandfather ran Hartley Pit at the time of the disaster.

Its called asset stripping isn't it ? Bingo !

Big Girls Blouse tbh Makes a right tit of himself at 00:35. Pissed myself.

Is that done in Ragtime stylee?

I'll believe it when the Sun is blocked by the Fat Cunt's arse as he waddles off down south for the last time.

Choccadooby!!

Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Der Ner Ner Ner Num Num Na Num Hamlet

I take your club and I raise you a Waggon Wheel. See you for a Texan. That old fashioned sweetshop.com (or whatever) was doing them a while back as they'd been re-issued for a limited period. Used to love them but I bet they're actually rank if you tried one now. Kia-ora is btw. Aye, gob full of chewy plastic, chocolaty slaver running out the side....

Same TEAM as last year mate. Tight cunts. FYP

I take your club and I raise you a Waggon Wheel. See you for a Texan.

KIA ORA!

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our Club. Mmmm orange Club......

Triiiiiiiiiiiooo, tri-I-i-o!

northern exposure guff this the programme? looks top notch...........

Niiiiiiiiice

"Prior engagement" i.e. Nuts deep in his young bird.

Hit it, then turn it off and on again- repeat ad infinitum