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John Ryan, the creator of Captain Pugwash, died 24 July aged 88. RIP me hearties!

I'm well aware of Dowie's record , and don't expect any miracles. Once again tho- who else is there? JFK?

I can't recall Shearer ever giving the impression he considered himself a 'shoe-in'. As for his 'demands', my reading of that is that's what he and Dowie deemed necessary to get back into the PL. As has been stated in previous posts, the only one to express an interest is Shearer. Your 'perfect world' scenario laid out in the post above is pure fantasy. It assumes Fatty has an interest on running the club- he's already demonstrated that isn't the case. The facts are that even of we got Alex Ferguson, never mind his son, we'd struggle to make an impact this season. Ashley has lumbered us with a heavy disadvantage before a ball has been kicked in anger. Shearer and Dowie are, for me, the only credible option ,who have shown interest ,that we have. And he's not the Messiah.... He's a very naughty....... Nah, I won't. It's beyond jokes now. Just fucking infuriating.

My street is full of little bastards constantly bouncing balls of cars/ Walls ( mine included), the school fields just up the road are pretty busy too like. People need to read the Daily Mail less and walk around their community more. I walk my little girl before bathtime, the little "chavs" locally are actully sound, very polite, and funny. All you need do is talk to them.

This is one of the things that really got to me. I'd got to the point where i'd accepted relegation and started thinking, you know what with Shearer and Dowie sorting the cub out from top to bottom and having the full suppost of us fans, with some of the crap shifted and some younger, hungrier players identified by Big Al coming in alongside the better players we kept we could have a season where we won games, scored goald and did well, remember those days! A quick promotion ending up with a better squad than we went down with and a hcance to quickly build again with more money and Ashley the cunt wrecked all of that and plunged us into a state i never imagined possible, i really do hope something fucking horrible happens to him! these two posts sum it up for me- even after going down, there was a crumb of optimism left in most of our hearts. Now it's just empty Mike Ashley- I hope you end up homeless, sucking cocks for cheap cider.

Nothing the fat waste of skin does now would surprise me. As a side note, how shit that neither Fatty or Lamearse bothered turning up yesterday, and only Harper and Krul from the Squad! Hang your heads in shame NUFC, the fucking lot of you!

No one cares about America though, all their sports are wank so it's natural they stick football events on, I could say the same about it showing the pulling power of the nfl that SKY have it in Britain, but that's wrong too because everyone knows it's shite. There's a definite mental problem with anyone who can look someone in the eye and say american football is good. Fucking Hell man Stevie- can you not give it a rest just for Sir Bobby's thread? The lad was only trying to say SBR is respected worldwide FFS.

At a guess; Casino Gladiator Withnail

Second that. Nothing else makes sense. To paraphrase Sherlock H;"when all possibilities have been elimi­nated what remains, no matter how im­probable, must be the answer."

watched Anvil at the weekend- excellent. Tragic(mainly), Hilarious(unintentionally?), as the blurb says, it's real life Spinal Tap.

None at all. Now St James' Holdings well thats a different matter, they've acquired quite a bit of land in the last couple of years.... *allegedly Is it possible for Fatty to sell the club and retain ownership of the land/leases etc? I'd imagine so, just whatever is agreed in the sale. Other than; Stadium Academy Training Ground What else does the club/St.James Holdings own? Anyone know? I remember the land St.James Metro is on being reputedly ours/his.

None at all. Now St James' Holdings well thats a different matter, they've acquired quite a bit of land in the last couple of years.... *allegedly Is it possible for Fatty to sell the club and retain ownership of the land/leases etc?

R.I.P. Harry Plans announced today for a special service to remember the WW1 generation this autumn.

To be fair, it was the best run made on the SJP pitch for a couple of seasons, little wonder they were confused.

Pissed on Sputnik! Quality.

Brian Johnson has just come 2nd on Top Gear driving thingy!

Fantastic

Craiiiiiig Daaaaavid!

Sir Les, Shearer, Pedro, Bob Lee, Johnny Beresford...... Can we have our old team back please?

Bumpity bump.

fuckin Thundercat...

He's brought it on himself TWICE now. We'd never have been relegated last season if he'd not taken probably the most self-destructive route possible post-Keegangate. Yet he learnt absolutely nothing from that debacle and is busy repeating most of the same idiocy now. He's 1% businessman and 99% fuckwit. Where's this 1% come from Fopper?

Still lives with his Mam?

Don't forget, Phil Collins on your i-pod!