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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Aye, I reckon I’m an hour and a bit in, had like 10 minutes of actual play. The cutscene are very well done, graphically and dialogue wise, but if I wanted a sci fi movie I’d watch one. This had better get cracking soon.
  2. Just dipped my toe in Death Stranding: Directors Cut. Fuck me, he likes a cutscene does wor Kojima I’ve just got back from burning the President, does the gameplay open up or is it 10 minutes play, 40 minutes cutscene all the way? Amazing looking game btw.
  3. Quite partial to a bit of Scotch Egg, aye.
  4. I walked past the fowl botherer the other day as he was walking his mutt, at Forest Hall shops. I thought “ Fuck me Luke, you need to update your profile pic, you porky fucker!” Just as he nipped in to Gregg’s for a 4 pack of Sausage Rolls. He’s half the man he used to be… … plus the man he used to be. Mutt didn’t get any meat sludge pastry, either.
  5. If, like HMHM, you’d rather not sully your optic nerve, but still want the audio experience, you’ll need the following; A-Two large, thick, rusty nails 6” or longer. (knitting needles will do as a substitute, CT) B- A hammer C- Your partner. Place A gently in your ear canals. Get C use B to welly A until they meet in the middle of your brain.
  6. Love the band just playing on like nowt’s happened. 😆
  7. Read that the wrong way round and wondered where Targett was finding his shooting boots?
  8. You can put your bikes and yourselves on a boat and miss out the fucking Middle East entirely- start again in India. They’d chosen to ignore HO advice against travelling there, their next stop was Pakistan… They are a pair of fucking imbeciles if they expected to get through it unscathed.
  9. The fucking idiots being the Daily Heil, yes?
  10. There’s pretty convincing evidence out there that all of the victims of the 1993 Beckindale Air Disaster were paid actors. Do your research sheeple.
  11. This is how the next Mrs. PL will come along and oust the current one
  12. It’s quite painful to see Trippier’s demise playing out tbh. Love the lad to bits, and he’s been instrumental in the rebirth of the club, but he’s not the player he was.
  13. That makes him an expert and member of the Elite, and therefore by his own Party’s current reasoning, an ENEMY IF THE PEOPLE!
  14. Hey, I’m just asking questions …
  15. Cathy Secker, Gary Mabbutt, Donald Drumpf. Only one hasn’t had Pedro tackle them from behind, so, what’s the link Stottinho?
  16. Prefer shot put and javelin tbh.
  17. You’ve made a whole lot of assumptions about my views on government here, most of which you’ve pulled out of your hoop. Whatever my views actually are though, I just know that the best way to see them effectively implemented is by posting them to a club-specific football message board. We agree, though, don’t we, that Vance is the middle manger promoted to beyond his level of competence, just like his gaffer.
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