Monkeys Fist

Which half did you miss?

“ What were the antibiotics for Therese?” ” Strep Gunt. Still a bit sticky, tbh”.

It’s been 24hrs since this effort for Quinn, with no response from @essembeeofsunderland Condolences to his family and friends. I’m sure he was a fun person to avoid. You heard it here first… RIP

If you have one last rattle before you go, you can say you caiman went.

Wasn’t it Wrexham that put them out when they had that mad cup run in the 1970s?

It’d make a change from his daughter’s mates.

“ C ee y hi s.” FTMd your cheesy chips display.

Don’t Be Cruel…

YOU’RE NOT MY MOTHER!!! ( unless it’s time to change the clocks, obvs )

What did they advise on Mumsnet?

In Korea, if you’re born at 11:59 on December 31st, then a couple of minutes later you’ll be 2 years old.

He’s getting old and crotchety. How old are you ewerk?

Returned to Sender. What a bloke

So called accountants…

Aye, take care Craig, have a beverage and be there for the kids, about all you can do.

Didn’t have any Covid vaccines, gave him some Skag instead.…

I always thought his cameo in the Young Ones was great. 08:11, then right at the end.

“ Good Evening, The Taj Mahal, Westminster, can I take your order please?” ” Rajpal, it’s Coffey, can I have my Bad Day at Work order please?” ” Certainly Ma’am, so 10 stuffed Paratha, Two buckets of chicken pakora, 6 Lamb Bhuna, Three Duck Naan Pizza, extra pickles, no salad? Anything else?” ” Beer… all of it.” ” Certainly Ma’am” *belches, “ Fucking sharpish! “ hangs up

No more party buckets for one on the expense account. Poor beast. One thing about this whole shit show that makes me genuinely laugh is that Brexit, the very thing that was meant to keep the Tory Party unified, has been the prime cause of their utterly comical self-destruction. Just a shame that we’re all getting shafted in the process.

Bell Ends.

Ah, Batavia applied Kale’s constant? Kos if not, you’ll be getting a Rocket up your arse.

LOLlo Blondes Eh?

2nd shortest serving Chancellor according to Beeb. The guy beating him died of a heart attack while in office