Monkeys Fist

What are the PL rules on maximum number of loan players in the squad? Asking for a marra.

Some people struggle to interpret body language , and this would be a great example to help them out. “ See all those lads in the white tops?” ” Aye” ” Every single one of them is thinking - ‘This bloke’s patter stinks as bad as his nappy, please make it stop.’ Ok?” ” Aye”

More bright pink muffin tops than a mackem bakery.

Is this off the Interpol CP site?

DIY? Looks like you made the butties, with the kitchen axe, and bought the rest at Boldon Asda… “ Homemade afternoon tea, couldn’t be arsed!”

There used to be a shop on Tynemouth front street called “ R. Strain Antiques”. Always got me

One of the great advantages of “anonymous” message boards is that people tend to show you their true selves. I’d always suspected mackems to be hateful bags of seething anger and misery, and it’s glorious to see that’s the case. 25 pages about Sam fucking Fender, each one saying exactly the same rage-filled, made-up nonsense that they feed on. You love to see it

McGhee looks like he’s just about to decapitate that lad on the deck

Honestly, you really don’t want to end up in a conversation with any of these two.

You don’t need to. But if you see them, just stare at your feet.

Had Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru taken them out for a blue milk?

Not any more, he doesn’t. ( was the above pic taken in 2023?)

“ Have ye tried switching’ the wee yoke off and then back on again, sure? “

Ant turning up to fix shit… feels like Theoden waking up…

Are you the agency lad we’ve brought in for Andrew’s holiday cover?

The lad next to them in the blue has just beaten him to it.

Im just so grateful his parents christened him William and not Phillip.

Oh aye, Elvis Costello famously hated owt to do with Newcastle …