Monkeys Fist

What’s wrong with it? I had an A3 , brand new, fucked. Took ages to pinpoint the trouble

A breakfast island in the extended kitchen of a Victorian semi in Whitley Bay. “ Cressida, Julian, pass daddy the chia seeds please, Marra’s “

What is it? (Other than fucked)

Are Millwall getting the train to Newcastle and then the Metro?

👍 Aye, my Grandad was a Washington miner and spoke full-on Durham pitmatic, used to call me and my brother his little Marra’s. Dad used it too, although to a lesser degree. It’s very common to hear it in Eshintin and Bairdlintin and all the weird little villages near there. The association with the knuckleheads is purely down to their habit of typing in dialect, because they’re desperate have an identity.

Of the many, many things that pissed me off about Brexit, how it will impact the younger generations was the one that pissed ( and still pisses) me off the most. I had the time of my life working my way around the Alps and the Med, without having to even think about visas or work permits or any of that shit, and barely had to use my passport as I zipped back and forth over multiple borders. My kids won’t have that, unless someone has the balls to admit how badly we fucked up, and put it right.

How else is he going to light his tab?

I heard he was sacked for not giving some lad the exact same haircut every single one of the 3,500 Turkish barbers in Newcastle does, regardless of what the punter asks for.

Ah! I was actually stuck in traffic there, working for Sainsburys. Didn’t realise it was due to a BBQ though. Was the barber involved or did the Chronic stick him in the headline just because his shop was closest?

Speaking of shagging accountants… … this is fucking insane https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/surfing/68856022 28m is just over 93ft. ( The road deck of the Tyne Bridge is 84ft above the river, for comparison).

Eh?

Apparently someone has set themselves on fire outside the court where Trump is on trial. I hope it’s one (less) of his cultists.

Is that close to Ponteland Airport, marra?

I saw an ad for your Mrs. new business today.

He looks like he’s in the middle of shitting his keks

They must know that they’re fucking toast, they must. Which makes shit like that, and small boats, and Rwanda, etc etc all the more jaw droppingly malicious, as they know they’ve got little hope of it lasting, if they get in to law at all. Take reducing disability benefits- without even going into the rights or wrongs of reducing it, let’s say they force it through just before they get booted to fuck, and people in receipt of that benefit suffer a cut in 3-4payments until the GE. Even if Labour reinstated the previous level of payment, on their first day in power, that’ll already be too late for 10s of thousands of people who will now be in debt because of the cut. It’s just so unfathomably evil and unnecessary, especially when you look at how much public money was given to their pals during the pandemic to fail to produce products or services. They truly are fucking scum.

You just have to hope that most people can see that they’re now trying to hobble the next incoming government with their unwanted, unneeded batshit policies.

He must be the only Tory that Liz Truss hasn’t shagged.