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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Monkeys Fist
    If we lose, you know who’s getting the Jonah award.
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    Derek Wright looking like a shaved Gimli.
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    Oooh! What a chance!
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    Wouldn’t take much nursing tbf- like a pink button on a fur coat.
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    He’s still titty-drunk from the Trent- he’ll be off to the bogs for a quick mushroom hunt.
  6. Monkeys Fist
    Best get necking some peev- we want a cricket score here
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    The Free Trade would like a word…
  8. Monkeys Fist
    I got Valhalla at Christmas from my nephew, so I’ve been a-pillaging and a-raiding my way round Norway and England for the last week or so. Pretty much what you’d expect from the latest gen of Assassins Creed… canny.
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    John Terry
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    He hasn’t got far to move, tbh.
  11. Monkeys Fist
    You’re welcome. I haven’t got a scooby what he’s on about with Japanese talking dogs mind.
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    I was walking the mutt- he’s mainly spaniel but there’s definitely some cauli in him.
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    Tim Tams…pfft… fucking Netto Penguins.
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    Penguins are the largest known heterotherms, being able to lower their body temperature to conserve energy, so yes, penguins do get cold, but they don’t give a shit.
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    Sorry, bean busy.
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    This one? They were married.
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    BBC showing they’ve used cluster bombs on civilians- a war crime. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/60591017
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    And some fucking driving lessons…
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    Send him a can of Rich Energy… sugar free.
  22. Monkeys Fist
    MLF, of course. Has a season toilet in the South Stand. FTM
  23. Monkeys Fist
    Fucking hell, he’s thicker than these castle walls…
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Aye, and you can’t take accusations of racism seriously when it comes from the uppity Micks.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    It’s hard to think of a worse accent to have to pronounce his name in, too.
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